muahahahah

:)

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april fools!
i don’t have chlamydia and i didn’t give it to you.

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@WizrdofNazareth @evanhill @gladstein you run a twitter account called wizard of nazareth where you post fringe right wing shit that no one in real life cares about. you have a pepe th frog pfp. you pay real life money to put a check mark next to your name. you don’t have to be so lonely man

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@WizrdofNazareth @evanhill @gladstein you’re so lame dude you know you’re aloud to be a regular person right

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@FishLuvrGirl fag type

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if you’re in the miami stadium right now commit an act of terrorism and stop the game

[•ultra glitch• @highsieze6]

sorry i didnt hear you i was thinking of something weird

[gnocchii☤ @rukittenm3e]

1. I am a genius
2. There is not a single thing I don’t excel at
3. Cigarettes will never hurt me
4. I know what you did
5. I don’t experience withdrawal
6. I want to go swimming

[Nicky Rudd @nickyruddx]

This is genuinely the most evil phenotype you will ever encounter

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in LA (hour long layover) and every negative stereotype i’ve ever used against this place is true

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i’ve had every caprese sandwich in every airport

[kyu @1kyuketsu]

Only pedophiles eat blue cheese

[lee_82882 @82882Lee]

i hate peoole that only smoke cigarettes when they r drunk ur a fucking pussy ass bitch

[Mechanical Hound @mhound5]

The extremes of politics are full of people who mix tobacco with weed.

[a @a8065287968522]

i'm like if a person wasn't

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

He Is Stoned

United States, Native American, Census Rolls, 1885-1940

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i have a rational fear of breast implants

[KEN: REBIRTH @BACKWOODSUCKER0]

I RESTRICTED MY SON'S SCREEN TIME TO NOTHING BUT SNAPCHAT DISCOVER STORIES AND HE'S BEGUN TO KILL NEIGHBORHOOD CATS ON SIGHT LIKE A PITBULL

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

Kodak Black.

[Airi 𐙚 @airivelle]

people who get 0 likes and still keep posting are built different fr