Kurt Schaldenbrand

@usacycling Level 1 coach; @MCycling Head coach; In my spare time I am CTO and VP of Product for @getlarky

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@flobikes any chance we'll get to see the Women's Juniors race this morning?

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@YVNG_CAT Who won the argument?

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@MisheganPodcast @MCycling I think I’d like a chance at rebuttal concerning my fear of all animals and unusual attachment to toast. Also, I’d love to tell everyone how we are a great option for female athletes looking for a new sport! We commonly see those women jump quickly to a high level of performance

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@RebeccaSlatkin Making sure you have listened to this:

https://t.co/9h9rc1leoA

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@ericaallar WE’VE BEEN DOING IT ALL WRONG ALL THESE YEARS

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@RebeccaSlatkin Totally agree. But at the same time, this is brilliant. In a dark, twisted, “Product owns P&L” sort of way.

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@YVNG_CAT You were always so mean like this

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@RebeccaSlatkin Baby donkeys are almost as cute as goats. But baby donkeys grow up to be adult donkeys, and goats stay goats. So if I had to choose, I’d stick with goats. But this is America so maybe I don’t have to choose??

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@RebeccaSlatkin @creation247 Amish furniture manufacturing

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@MatteoJorg @NPowless @NPowless please tell me you got a Shamrock Shake

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@Hertz I need to rent a large passenger van in Albuquerque later and would like the back 2 rows of seats removed. Is that possible?? I only need to carry 5-6 people, but a lot of gear!

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@Enterprise I need to rent a large passenger van in Albuquerque later and would like the back 2 rows of seats removed. Is that possible?? I only need to carry 5-6 people, but a lot of gear!

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@MelissaStetten Wait. When *did* 2021 happen?!?

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@sabrinablittle Spoiler alert: most toddlers are prepared to run for multiple days

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@EllenFlem This does raise many questions, but I suppose there’s a three-legged pig out there somewhere with even more…

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@SarahSpain My only issue with Thin Mints is the packaging has ALWAYS had a misprint on the serving size, which as we all know is, “1 Stack”

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@FrankCundiff Crazy talk. Good thing no one would ever try something like this, and we can just explore it hypothetically. Even crazier hypothetical idea: what if the winner of the race wasn’t even necessarily the winner of the race?!?

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@RebeccaSlatkin Does this have the same effect as saying “Beetlejuice” three times?

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@RebeccaSlatkin Because they kept eating the bags of frozen peas?