On the last day of 2017 I lost my grandmother to Alzheimer’s at the age of 89. She was one of the sweetest people I ever got to know. Today, I would like to donate $.50 to Alzheimer’s research for every like and retweet that this tweet gets.
Here is to making 2018 a better year!
I have this theory that if I use cash money to pay for food I'm not actually spending my money because it doesn't decrease the number in my bank account... I realize this is completely inaccurate, but I will continue to think this way so I feel better about my poor life decisions