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[alix @aallixx]

@SouthwestAir It actually sucked, Ashley. My bag was soaking wet and my dignity was lost. I had to carry a wet mop of a bag all the way home @SouthwestAir

[alix @aallixx]

@SouthwestAir made me check my bag! They suck! do better airplane storage engineers!

[eve @csiirac]

idk man i think it fuckin depends

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

sometimes if u want to make friends u have to go out past your bedtime even though you are so sleepy and your cat misses you

[cain 𓃠 @wolfyaltwitch]

The lion does not concern himself with a childhood he can barely remember

[alix @aallixx]

@stinky_boots Omg! Twins

[m @skitzocat]

source??? pattern recognition

[marina @bloodmajicks]

the lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day

[fruits @fru1tsofmylabor]

Source? It was revealed to me on a walk

[frye @___frye]

what’s a good job for someone whose greatest strength is being interested in a lot of things

[faboolah @azninthesun]

if there is a god why would He give you diarrhea from eating two pounds of cherries (His bounty) in one sitting

[🎀 planet clarke 🎀 @planetclarke]

the reincarnation portal is CLOSED

[veeed @idkweeda]

if i had a boyfriend i would be like are you wearing sunscreen

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

what's a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy

[P@blo @EscobumpGaviria]

can i come over and have anxiety

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

go to your cat and jiggle that freeloader’s pouch right the fuck now

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

up early to warn the worms