amanda🍉

live laugh lexapro

[amanda🍉 @aamandaisbored]

Heat checkin these chickens 🐓

[amanda🍉 @aamandaisbored]

Lol

[amanda🍉 @aamandaisbored]

My doctor told me to use chatgpt to help my mental health we are so cooked

[amanda🍉 @aamandaisbored]

Blue haired barista made my coffee good as fuck this morning

[amanda🍉 @aamandaisbored]

Men are so disappointing

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Love a place that lets me order on a kiosk. I have very specific sandwich desires and I’m glad I don’t have to vocalize them

[amanda🍉 @aamandaisbored]

Season 2 of queer love ultimatum is actually the most insane piece of media I’ve ever consumed

[amanda🍉 @aamandaisbored]

AND I’M SORRY THAT YOUR DOG DIED!!! SORRY THAT I’M, LIKE, YOUR DREAM BRIDE!!! YOU’LL GO TO HEAVEN AND I’LL GO TO HELL IN THE MEANTIME!!!

[amanda🍉 @aamandaisbored]

The best thing about working with kids is I be farting and just blame it on them

[amanda🍉 @aamandaisbored]

It’s so cool to see everyone I went to high school with (prime Obama era) now post on social media about politics bc all the girlies I was cool with turned out to be good people and the ones who became conservative checked out even 15 years ago

[amanda🍉 @aamandaisbored]

@thatjayyyglow Dina too. Let Carolina have him 🥱

[amanda🍉 @aamandaisbored]

She’s coming with a key eta: 20 minutes 😁👍🏼

[amanda🍉 @aamandaisbored]

Accidentally locked myself out while smoking in my backyard but my mom is a nancy reagan D.A.R.E groupie so I had to lie and tell her it’s bc I went to check my mailbox lol

[amanda🍉 @aamandaisbored]

Mine is bdsm grasshoppers but I totally get it

[amanda🍉 @aamandaisbored]

After the release of Gladiator 2 and some time for personal growth I’d just like to say Paul mescal you are an Irish prince I want to tuck u under the covers and kiss u on the forehead

[amanda🍉 @aamandaisbored]

I am so sorry but I thought Pedro Pascal and Paul Mescal were the same person up until 3 minutes ago

[m @msnetik]

I hate gay halloween like what do you mean you’re Sigourney Weaver’s nailpolish from Holes

[٠࣪⭑ a ٠ @discokisser]

experiencing one direction in real time actually does make me better than you

[amanda🍉 @aamandaisbored]

Saw a “don’t yell at me I’ll cum” shirt in hobby lobby today

[amanda🍉 @aamandaisbored]

Devastated to report that the experts were right and consistent exercise does in fact make me feel amazing

[amanda🍉 @aamandaisbored]

I don’t have a junk drawer I have a junk moving box that I never unpacked perpetually in my closet