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[J Stewart @triffic_stuff_]

Just when you thought Labour couldn’t get any more delusional, Lisa Nandy struts up and smashes the record.

Sky News’ Wilfred Frost calmly points out the obvious: UK forces have just boarded one Russian shadow fleet tanker (out of 700 operating) in 2026. The war started in 2022. Four years. One ship.

Nandy’s response is legitimately unhinged:

“Yeah, but I think that shows the seriousness with which we’re taking this because it’s not easy to do. We’ve been determined to do it because cutting off the funding for the action in Ukraine is one of the central ways that we will make sure that Ukraine wins the war.”

One tanker in four years = “seriousness” 😂🙃

This single glorified photo-op is apparently going to cripple Putin’s war machine, bankrupt Russia, and single-handedly deliver victory for Ukraine.

I don’t even know what to say anymore. She’s completely lost the plot. The entire Labour government has. Every time you think they’ve hit rock bottom on delusion and incompetence, they find a new low and proudly announce it on national television.

Absolutely staggering.

[andy holt @aandyholt]

@MrDavX 71?

[andy holt @aandyholt]

@Keir_Starmer How does that fix the problem I wonder. The problem isn't about ownership, it's about investment and you haven't got any money - you're skint - clobber the tax payers again I suppose.

[andy holt @aandyholt]

@Keir_Starmer Why don't you worry about big ticket items like growth, business economy, fairer taxes , welfare reform, stuff like that. You don't need to bother about football fans - they're big boys - they can sort out themselves

[andy holt @aandyholt]

@Nigel_Farage MEGA Rally in Thurrock - Nigel - Make Essex Great Again

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

I will be speaking LIVE from a Reform UK event in Leicester shortly. We have all the momentum in British politics. ➡️ https://t.co/5g6BAtEkUb https://t.co/99js63wN3c

[andy holt @aandyholt]

Dont ever believe this crap you can expect 190 miles only out of this car!!!!#jaguar ipace

[andy holt @aandyholt]

Be careful when you buy a nextbase dash cam! Mine lasted 14 months and trying to get it fixed is a nightmare. 3 calls and 4 emails later they still won't give me an address! #nextbase # dashcam # repair

[andy holt @aandyholt]

#ARGAUSthis is rubbish football 18 mins gone and not a shot on goal

[Karl Turner MP @KarlTurnerMP]

Why lie even about going for a jog? https://t.co/FICDChMrey

[andy holt @aandyholt]

@StephClaireB @LeShuttle Not sure about border control excuse. Took me 5 hours to cross yesterday evening and spent 15mins at border control ?? #leshuttle #poormanagement

[andy holt @aandyholt]

@IsabelOakeshott @BorisJohnson WTF do you know about it. Selfish or what

[andy holt @aandyholt]

@Keir_Starmer Garbage. Any person earning will pay the extra. Either that or extraordinary dividend tax. You ought to know better my starmer

[andy holt @aandyholt]

@BorisJohnson Boris according to Google there half a million full time teachers in uk. Why don't you prioritise them before March 8th for jab. Only take 2 days ?

[andy holt @aandyholt]

@richardosman just read the Thursday murder club. Fantastic characters . Great plot, everyone played their part. If I ever write a book I want it ti be like this. Thnx

[andy holt @aandyholt]

@LloydsBank I eventually got to speak to someone in my 5th attempt. All sorted now thnx

[andy holt @aandyholt]

@LloydsBank I've been trying to contact your fraud team for three days now. Waited a total of 44 minutes thus far with no success. Any ideas Lloyd's?

[andy holt @aandyholt]

@Empire_Mu No

[andy holt @aandyholt]

@BorisJohnson @EU_Commission @vonderleyen Get a deal boris. You know we desrve https://t.co/l2Dda0ygyT long as it doesn't deny us the world market what have you got to lose fcs.

[andy holt @aandyholt]

@darrengrimes No point in show boating in my opinion achieves nothing