Ana Martinez

[Ana Martinez @aannnaaaa_m]

@THR @theJoyVilla POV: you're walking down the street. Offender: I'm going to r*pe you.
JV: wait, are you legal in the country?
Offender: Yes, let me show you my Passport
JV: OK, thank you. Please proceed.

[Ana Martinez @aannnaaaa_m]

My two neighbors have received my last two orders. I don’t know why my house is so hard to find. Hopefully this time my instructions are clear. @amazon @amazonprime

[Ana Martinez @aannnaaaa_m]

@Sophiaag94 @SuenosFestival Im trying to make the best, but yea kinda sucked not having a full day to enjoy the festival & the music!!

[Ana Martinez @aannnaaaa_m]

@elonmusk No Mamés… 🥸

[Ana Martinez @aannnaaaa_m]

@amazon 😂😂😂

[Ana Martinez @aannnaaaa_m]

@KamalaHarris @JoeBiden
Ventura County is one of the only counties with limited supplies! Let’s do something!!
How is it possible that people are struggling with scheduling a second dose.. let alone, many other waiting to get a 1st...

[County of Ventura @CountyVentura]

Vaccine Update: 64,882 doses of COVID-19 vaccines have been distributed to community members in the County of Ventura. The County is in Phase 1A health care and 75 and older. The County is limited to the weekly supply provided by the State. More info: https://t.co/HFaIHP60gq

[Ana Martinez @aannnaaaa_m]

@lunarmiller @ScottPresler @EricTrump Thank God you’re not!

[Ana Martinez @aannnaaaa_m]

@CaltransDist6 @nicole_rood @Caltrans9 @CaltransHQ @CHPFortTejon @CaltransDist7 Traffic is moving slowly.. 10mph

[Ana Martinez @aannnaaaa_m]

@CaltransDist6 @solstph @CaltransDist7 @CHP_Newhall @CHPFortTejon What’s the alternative route? Trying to get to Concord...

[Ana Martinez @aannnaaaa_m]

@Starbucks how did my almond peppermint mocha not qualify for a holiday cup? There was a big box of cups a 5 am... #starbucksholidaycups #mobileorders #gonewrong #oxnardstore5thandB

[Ana Martinez @aannnaaaa_m]

@joejonas “Move on “

[Ana Martinez @aannnaaaa_m]

@Cheesecake My birthday is on Thursday.... and all I want any other cake than Cheesecake from Cheesecake Factory!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

[Ana Martinez @aannnaaaa_m]

@EdKelly20 I know there’s people who need it more than others, glad they were able to help you out :) lol

[Ana Martinez @aannnaaaa_m]

@EdKelly20 @HelpfulHonda Congrats by the way lol

[Ana Martinez @aannnaaaa_m]

Just remembered I have a twitter account.. what is it used for, again?

[Ana Martinez @aannnaaaa_m]

When you know someone's gonna get in trouble tomorrow 👀 #yougetwhatyoudeserve

[Ana Martinez @aannnaaaa_m]

Kajal Eyeliner in Black Does the job! https://t.co/6FbuoQAVJo

[Ana Martinez @aannnaaaa_m]

Happy Hibiscus blush is my everyday blush right now! https://t.co/6FbuoQAVJo

[Ana Martinez @aannnaaaa_m]

Urban Decay shadows are amazing! https://t.co/6FbuoQAVJo