April Brown

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@FINALLEVEL @Dan_Cassaro

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Started watching Mare of Easttown but abruptly stopped a quarter of the way through the first episode upon realizing that something bad *might* happen to an adorable baby.

How can anyone watch such stressful shows?! I’m already full of enough anxiety IRL

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Is the reason for the overwhelming long lines (no matter what hour of the day) @TimHortons because y’all are still out there playin on unemployment? I just want a tea.

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There is no difference between the amount of people in line right now at Home Goods and the amount of people allowed into a Bills game. So. There’s that.

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Can we please stop telling people they’re good at things if they’re not actually good at things? Someone needs to be honest with people. Negative feedback is still constructive!

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ALL I WANT is a tea and for the past *two days* every Tim Hortons has a line out the drive thru and down the street. What. Gives.

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@jfitscher I bet it would be no bother at all—she loves doing hair and you are basically her sister in law 😂 she would def make time for you!

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I hate IKEA because I want to love it so bad but everything is either out of stock in the store or available online but unable to ship. Let me buy your things, IKEA!!! Let me love you!!!!!!

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@jfitscher Danielle! She’s doing hair again and she is so good! She does mine and I love it every timeeeeee

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The real egg thing from Tim Hortons is great in theory but I could do without the occasional egg shell plz

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@jessicahische Asana!

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Is there anything better than a 6 month manchego?

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I think it’s important to note that the baby cried at 5am but then after only about 3 minutes, stopped and decided to sleep until just after 6am. Small little blessings 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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@Realist_Brian Buy some crypto too boiiii!

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The baby has been crying since 4:45am and I am now on Amazon purchasing some ear plugs. If she wants to cry for an hour that’s her business but mama is trying to sleep.

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Something that makes my heart genuinely happy is when people use four way stops correctly.

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THE APPLE PENCIL IS MISSING! I swore I’d never be this person! Aaaggghhhh!

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I’ve been tossing and turning since 3:30am and now it’s almost 5am and it’s not even the baby’s fault. ☹️ #restless

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@sssselina It is the w o r s t 😞

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Imagine your pediatrician’s *only* advice is “just let her keep crying” and A WHOLE HOUR LATER (12am-1am) your one year old is, yep you guessed it, still crying. Why. Why why why whyeeeeee