TheBitterEarthpig

I write. I edit. I film.

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Journal Entry: Oct 29, 2014. Checked into Twitter; found I'd been absent. Perhaps I have something to say...

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@schmeck23 milk crates?

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Yup.

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*sticks snout into Twitterverse for a moment, sniffs around*

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The ’90’s called, they want their guests back, Jay. #bringonFallon

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Dreamt of teaching & music & comic books, but what freaked me out was when the cobra bit the dachshund and melted its face.

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Since trying the e-cigs, I’ve found I enjoy whatever it is I’m doing that isn’t technically “smoking”.

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Would kill to have @CraigyFerg play this in the background of his show: http://t.co/rxEp7OoLp0

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Fantasy football draft this weekend; I pick eighth out of ten. Which RB still left on the board (AP won't be there) do I take?

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My daughter has a gig singing with The Walking Phoenixes. #yay!

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New in the EarthPigiverse: Hung w/ my daughter;edited footage;Read Nova Express;watched #Collateral;prepped a movie shoot;wondered aloud

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Read about me getting shot at by the National Guard. n' stuff. http://t.co/SSLUWEWfCC

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https://t.co/Xzeh0QdvTl
Considered by many to be the NEW best worst movie of all time.

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#Elf #Trying_to_Burn_the_Sun #1975 #brilliant #dio Where was I when this album came out? Oh, about five years old...

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http://t.co/SSLUWEWfCC

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Let me see if I get this straight: I get paid to go to work and shoot AK-47's? Best. Job. Ever. Except beer taster. That's probably nice.

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Tomorrow I get to go to OpFor training. I hope I get to fake shoot a fake ground rodent with my far too real not-fake machine gun.

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8 AM & I watch @Bri_Eggers and smile, then jump over 2 Lumpy & shake my head in confusion. Larry Bird called, wants his mustache back, Lump.

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No matter how much I dunk my head into pop music history, I'm still surprised by some awesome stuff. Recently discovered #The_Hollies #yar!

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Gonna go play OpFor tomorrow. Betting I get a spent casing lodged in my shemagh.