Jared

[Jared @aared_jnderson]

March 13th 2020 will never be about COVID to me, instead it always begs the question “do donkeys sweat?”

[gremlin @queerlilgremlin]

“almost four” sure sounds like he doesn’t consider the fetus she’s pregnant with to be a real person yet

weird

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Reuters: US JUDGE ORDERS TRUMP ADMINISTRATION TO REINSTALL SIGNS, EXHIBITS IT REMOVED FROM NATIONAL PARKS DISCUSSING TOPICS LIKE SLAVERY, CLIMATE CHANGE

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

MIKA: Given your sexting, can you call for the release of the Epstein files and not be conflicted in any way?

PLATNER: Yes, of course. I engaged in consensual romantic activities with adults at an earlier part of my life. That seems like a fairly normal thing most people do. Going to an island with billionaires to possibly assault children is a vastly, vastly different thing.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

James Carville: “The more I think about the Graham Platner thing, the more I see he has value. Graham Platner had four combat deployments. We have to assume that has had some residual effect on him. You know what those four wars have in common? Susan Collins voted for all four”

[Ashleyy @dontsippy]

when the New York Times interview Ken Paxton’s former partners?

[Jared @aared_jnderson]

They’re calling it the most aggressively Minnesotan ticket ever.

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

Today I'm excited to announce my running mate for Lieutenant Governor: former Fergus Falls Mayor Ben Schierer.

Ben hasn’t just talked about how to create opportunities in greater Minnesota – he’s actually done it.

He knows what it takes to run a small business – he’s run two of them. He knows what it takes to get results by bringing people together – because that’s what he did as mayor.

Together we’ll bring that energy to every corner of Minnesota.

[Jared @aared_jnderson]

Stealing NYs ideas once again

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

BREAKING: California will impose a 100% tax on payments distributed from Trump’s Jan. 6th “slush fund.”

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

he's kind of cooking with Talafreako

[Ryan Geddie @RyanGeddie]

BREAKING: David Hogg, exiled to Elba by DNC chair Martin, has escaped with 1000 grizzled March for Our Lives protestors.
Several 20 something tiktokkers loyal to Chair Martin have been dispatched to halt his progress towards D.C.

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

I fully respect the NYT making the 1.8 billion trump embezzlement the #1 headline of the last 3 days. They’re the only ones taking this seriously

[Ro Khanna @RoKhanna]

Democrats must take on the modern day Dred Scott Court.

South Carolina is eliminating the only Black majority seat.

Term limits on Justices now.

Expand the Court from 9 to 13 Justices.

[HTHAZE @hthaze]

Naan is so delicious they should have named it Yaay

[Jacobin @jacobin]

Mayor Zohran Mamdani mocks Ronald Reagan’s infamous quote.

“I can think of nine words more terrifying than ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help…’”

“I worked all day and can’t feed my family.”

[Jared @aared_jnderson]

I love being the other team in the ongoing series right now

[bart @soxbart]

Currently at a wedding getting this news.

Last wedding I attended, Rafael Devers was traded.

I will no longer be attending weddings

[Yellow Parenti @yellowparenti]

Do NOT listen to shit like this. You are extremely likely to live to retirement age. There WILL be a future. If you're lucky enough to work somewhere with a 401k max that shit out. It's insane not to.

[Ruben Gallego @RubenGallego]

I’ve read the San Francisco Chronicle’s reporting and I take it seriously.

What is described is indefensible. Women who come forward with accounts like this deserve to be heard with respect, not questioned or dismissed.

I regret having come to his defense on social media prior to knowing all the information. I am equally as shocked and upset about what has transpired.

I am withdrawing my endorsement of Congressman Swalwell, effective immediately.

[Roose @RuNoseP]

yeah she would probably be the most progressive president elected in American history but i just do not know if i can stomach voting for a Yankees fan

[K. @IbaraEleven]

This has gotta be one of the most humiliating photos ever taken

[Joey @josemacri_]

Not every criticism of a Black candidate is inherently racist.

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

AND FOR THE LADY, PERHAPS A FREE PALESTINE?