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I’m here so I don’t get fined

[Danny Vietti @DannyVietti]

Brewers' Lorenzo Cain is out here hitting tanks off kids, talking smack, and making them cry 😂

"Yeah, we can't play anymore because I hit all the balls out there...Is he crying?"

(via CainCrew6/IG)

[ark @aarkky]

Just started listening to king von man. shit sucks #rip

[Complex Sneakers @ComplexSneakers]

.@trvisXX really shot the “Franchise” video at Michael Jordan’s mansion 🐐🌵🔥

[Gump Cathcart @bubbagumpino]

Did Joe West actually stop the game to throw out the Nats GM for not wearing a mask?? https://t.co/Awm8rmdecP

[Sabre @SabreWright]

Lmao tesla lit

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

I just cannot fathom telling the major league home run leader to take a strike because someone's feelings might get hurt. Let the kids play, unless you have a seven-run lead, then be cognizant of others potentially being upset. Fuuuuuck that. Should've pimped it, too.

[Bill Burr @billburr]

“Alexa... get the fuck out of my house.”

[skate. @skate]

We're back.

[Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー) @BauerOutage]

Barry Bonds is a hall of famer

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

Robin Ventura once impersonated Mike Piazza during a rain delay!! 😂🌧️

[MLB Trade Rumors @mlbtraderumors]

Shin-Soo Choo Donates $1K To Each Rangers Minor Leaguer https://t.co/cWZFJ8G7E7

[Brian Baumgartner @BBBaumgartner]

Question: do you know what today is? Answer: it’s my favorite day of the year. That’s right folks... today is #NationalChiliDay and I’ve partnered with BUSH’S® Beans to share with you MY chili recipe to help you celebrate the biggest day of the year. #ad @BushsBeans

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

In just 3 games, #Astros batters have already been plunked 6 times.

[Hoodie Allen @HoodieAllen]

some artists think they’re too good to respond to their fans but that will never be me i promise u

[Ryan M. Spaeder @theaceofspaeder]

MLB had a golden opportunity to say “we dropped the ball, this is happening league-wide and we will move forward with implementations to mitigate it in the future,” but as always, MLB skirted any and all responsibility and instead sought out a scapegoat. That is their SOP.

[ark @aarkky]

Fuck @OhioStateFB

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This game is 100% ending in an Ohio interception. This is a team and school that doesn’t know how to win big games. Sure you can beat Michigan but what does that prove? If you’re not first you are last. I’d rather have my dignity and a horrible football program.

[adam22 @adam22]

They call him Ski Mask The Slump God because he used to be a ski instructor at a Christian summer camp

[Jeff Howe @jeffphowe]

Quarterbacks targeting Stephon Gilmore this season have a 12.2 passer rating.

[Genius @Genius]

i'll be fiiiiiine once i get it, i'll be goooooood