Tortured Poet Aaron

Software Engineer 👨‍💻 RYLArian 2015! “Forget my past. My present will make you humble.” -The Scarlet Witch 🧙‍♀️ he/him/his 💕

[Tortured Poet Aaron @aarno97]

Hit every red light on my way to work to hear @DollyParton’s 9 to 5

[Daisy 🌸 @DaisyBareNaked]

Somebody sedate me?!

[Tortured Poet Aaron @aarno97]

Let’s just get crazy with it tbh, 2 bans per team w/ no double ban and then the last two are randomly selected from the roster

[RogueMR @RogueMR_]

Season 9.5 is coming out in 5 days and I won’t lie, if they don’t get rid of double bans I’m gonna question what the devs are doing, does anyone like it? Because why keep it at all when no other game does it

[Tortured Poet Aaron @aarno97]

@JoeMerrick It’s time to embed invisible text to screw with them when they do it again 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

Biggest theft of our lives. That was our money and they handed the refund to corporations instead of back to you

[roby @HALOVlAN]

he better be legendary we need ult VFX of him jumping in puddles

[Tortured Poet Aaron @aarno97]

@PokemonGoApp If 750k sign up and attend we get to do…0 extra raids?

[MAVERICK @cercent]

rhaena: “that’s my sister”

sheepstealer:

[Tortured Poet Aaron @aarno97]

Every time I see Criston Cole fills me with rage far greater than one man is supposed to hold #HOTD

[✨️Lau 🦇 @LauAnima_]

Ordis during the new warframe quest was like:

#warframe #warframefanart #tennocreate

[osama @0ba0sama]

She ain’t even let the joke sit in the air I’M CRYIN

[Sum🅱️oi 🇬🇷☦️ @Smthingedgy]

At this point I don't just want the Steam monopoly lawsuits to end. I want it legally mandated that Steam should be the only online videogame marketplace. I want an 11th Commandment saying "Thou shall only publish thy games using Steam"

[َ @jeuvies]

i genuinely don’t care if rhaenyra gets cruel i’m never turning on her. she has every right to kill anyone who stands in her way

[The Game Awards @thegameawards]

Dragon Age II was first released 15 years ago today.

[SoulSilverArt @soulsilverart]

MY GAWD- it only gets better!

Totodile chomps😭 and Necrozma lights up!!

WATCH THIS, for the good of your soul.

[Tortured Poet Aaron @aarno97]

どんな #ポケモン会えるかな ？

#ポケモン30周年 #PR @poke_times

[perhaps not @valevxnn]

that’s been his baby for nine years

[Tortured Poet Aaron @aarno97]

@kathleenmadigan was just listening to your pubcast and Heated Rivalry is so good! I promise it has a really good plot but the first few episodes are pretty smut heavy 🫡😅

[tsu ྀི @tsuakies]

AWW LOOK AT HIM PLAYING WITH HIS TOYS <3

[Tortured Poet Aaron @aarno97]

@Junichi_Masuda Happy Birthday! 🎂🎉