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Traffic. Reports will only be made when hard-pressed motorists are affected. Made up parody #andahardpressedmotorist P̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶B̶e̶f̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶B̶o̶n̶n̶e̶t̶

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It's all the cyclists' fault!

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You cannot parody this.

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@MarcPColeman @EamonRyan Did Eamon Ryan force all the councillors to vote in favour of this?

Do you think maybe he has dirt on all the Fianna Fáil, Fine Gael, Labour, Green, Social Democrats and Independent councillors who voted in favour of this?
https://t.co/b6sAfBx2Q2

[Dún Laoghaire-Rathdown County Council @dlrcc]

📢We're proposing to construct high quality pedestrian and cycling infrastructure to promote active travel on: Kill Avenue, Mounttown Road Lower, Mounttown Road Upper & Glenageary Road Upper, Dún Laoghaire.

🗣️ #HaveYourSay here: https://t.co/SfXFJQyjEF

📅Closing Date - 6th Oct

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@MarcPColeman @CormacDevlin @RBoydBarrett @BarryWardTD @CllrDanCarson Wasn't there a public consultation and a council vote back in 2022/2023?

Should councils run additional public consultations for forgetful middle-aged men who spend too much time on Twitter and not enough time following local public consultations?
https://t.co/1ArUz1F7Il

[Dún Laoghaire-Rathdown County Council @dlrcc]

📢We're proposing to construct high quality pedestrian and cycling infrastructure to promote active travel on: Kill Avenue, Mounttown Road Lower, Mounttown Road Upper & Glenageary Road Upper, Dún Laoghaire.

🗣️ #HaveYourSay here: https://t.co/SfXFJQgIg5

📅Closing Date - 6th Oct

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Sinn Féin and Independent Ireland (anti-immigration protestors and climate deniers) have made a deal to secure more Senators for both parties.

[Irish Election Projections @irishelectproj]

Strong centre-left transfer discipline in the Ag panel - 70% of Green Malcolm Noonan's surplus goes to Labour's Angela Feeney

Not quite sure what to make of 90% of the SF surplus going to Independent Ireland though!

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We have never received the impression that Mr Lacey was trying to be smart.

[Cllr Dermot Lacey @LaceyDermot]

@rachaelawalsh @UrsulaQuillTCD @TCDLawSchool Genuinely not trying to be smart but what on earth does all that mean.

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Ooh matron

[Cllr Dermot Lacey @LaceyDermot]

@ciaranahern @labour @LabourDublinSW Can you put it up here Ciaran.

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Universities used to believe in things like evidence and intelligence.

[UCC Ireland @UCC]

UCC and the @MardykeArenaUCC have launched a campaign to encourage greater visibility on our roads this winter. As part of our Be Safe, Be Seen campaign, free high-vis vests and lights will be given out at the Mardyke Arena this Tuesday and Wednesday between 5.30pm – 7.30pm.

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@UCC @UCCSU @GardaTraffic @RSAIreland It's a moronic initiative. Everyone involved is a moron.

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@UCC @MardykeArenaUCC If you didn't have the hi viz on you'd be invisible.

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Businesses are doing better in Cork meaning more jobs and a better city.

But has anyone considered that now you need to drive an extra 80 seconds to find a parking space?

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@SimonHarrisTD As a member of the Driving Community Simon, what are you doing about this?

Drivers have killed non-drivers at a rate of almost one a day over the past week. Where is the collective responsibility?

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Drivers are waging a War on People Not In Cars and nobody from the Driving Community is bringing solutions.

[The Irish Times @IrishTimes]

A husband and wife have died following a suspected hit-and-run incident in Blanchardstown, Dublin on St Stephen’s Day.

The couple, who lived in the Dublin 15 area, are understood to have been crossing the road at the time. https://t.co/kwueSGDnug

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@Jeanette_Lowe @BallybodenTT Thank you for highlighting this.

We are so happy that you are keeping up your track record of speaking up against every single sustainable transport initiative proposed for Dublin for the past number of years.

A true warrior for the cause of us hard-pressed motorists!

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It's so upsetting to see this Heritage Square without any cars in it.

How are all of the people going to get to this library without parking and free flowing traffic?!
https://t.co/eIJcJ0ssae

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"Oh look it's RTÉ with all the usual guests on their shows"

"Oh look it's Virgin Media with guests I don't recognise on their shows"

[Cllr Dermot Lacey @LaceyDermot]

@TonightVMTV @gavreilly @harrymcgee @DanMulhall @Lazar_Berman @ScottLucas_EA Is it me and my age but I do not recognize a single person in that lineout.

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We hope soon. There would be space for at least 60 cars there!

[phil wright (he/him) @ukwrightphil]

@aaroadwash When are they going to (re)open the secret Metro station in the basement of T1?

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Wonderful news for over 6 thousand car drivers per day who will be able to drive to Dublin Airport and park.

There is absolutely no downside to this whatsoever.
https://t.co/jOQb47APMO

[Dublin Commuters @DublinCommuters]

Let's nip this in the bud right now.

She was a lobbyist for commercial interests in the transport sector before getting a Dáil seat and still owns a business in the sector she lobbied for.

She doesn't understand the sector better than most, she has a conflict of interest.

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From London. How are ordinary decent people supposed to get to their jobs and their daily errands with so many cyclists in their way?!

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@DrUmarAlQadri You are a fantasist if you think a metro was built effortlessly anywhere in the world.