Aaron Ariff

If I shoot you, would your blood bleed blue?

[Aaron Ariff @aaron_ariff]

Mum: Nak lalu jalan lain balik hotel boleh? Tak nak lalu jalan Cenang.

Me: Nak lalu jalan Cucah ke?

Mum: Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

[Menara Kajang @r00dran]

Update: Me and @Iqtodabal have spoken.

We are looking for a few people who can share their experiences.

1. Are you Rohingya, and have you been living in Malaysia? We want to hear from you.

2. Are you Malaysian, and have you lived near Rohingya settlements?

Share with us.

[Aaron Ariff @aaron_ariff]

@danieleskay Wahhh nicee

[Daniel @danieleskay]

Young: bernas
Matured: padi
Chipped: melukut
Crushed: emping
Bran: dedak
Uncooked: beras
Undercook: mentah
Cooked: nasi
Overcooked: moi
Burnt: kerak
Toasted: bertih
Compressed: ketupat
Oblonged: lepat
Sticky: pulut
Fermented: tapai

[Mugi Goof 🥸 @MugiwaraDGoofy]

The funniest thing about Kingdom Hearts is that at no point in the series does Sora have any idea what’s going on and that’s why I fuck with him because me either twin this some bullshit huh

[Aaron Ariff @aaron_ariff]

Haircuts addds +2 to your strength modifiers, I didn’t make the rules

[Aaron Ariff @aaron_ariff]

Delt my hand

[Aaron Ariff @aaron_ariff]

To tread between the borders of light and dark, surfacing just before drowning, and to revel in the fortune of a Russian roulette.

Low exposure + gym lighting = 🔥

[Goomb🏳️‍🌈 @TheGoomb1]

brutal death metal is at its best when its as groovy and catchy as it is heavy and filthy

[clishee @clishee_]

Everytime someone speak japanese to me:
"Gomen, nihongo wo bu zhi dao"

[Aaron Ariff @aaron_ariff]

@KepalaJhyamur

[Aaron Ariff @aaron_ariff]

After finally hitting protein and training for hypertrophy and seeing some results:

[katyakay @katyakayy]

starting to run in your 30’s is a great way to meet new people. today i met two paramedics, one nurse and almost God.

[ADÉLA Access @AdelaAccess]

teacher: “today we are going to be removing the first 3 and last 3 letters from our names!”

kid named chemotherapy:

[Aaron Ariff @aaron_ariff]

Post-BKK Chest Sesh

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

I used Nero to burn CDs as a kid and only later got the joke: Nero burned Rome, and "Burning ROM" is such a perfect reference.

[Aaron Ariff @aaron_ariff]

@sighyam I almost had a panic attack when we bottlenecked between a merchant stand and a BTS station staircase. Literally spent 10mins trying to get pass that tiny gap, with people also going against the current 😮‍💨

[Aaron Ariff @aaron_ariff]

Arm poppin’ or nah?

[Real Post Folder @RealPostFolder]

Tonight I had the privilege of hearing a 13 year old explain the terms "cooking" and "cooked" to my 45 year old manager and she said something so excellent I have to document it.

"cooked is bad. cooking is good. you're either in the pot or you're holding it."

[Aaron Ariff @aaron_ariff]

@loofranchot Genuinely think the FB folks flocked there cuz they’re owned by Meta