Aaron Cahan

High Volume Media Consumer @precisionstrat.

[Aaron Cahan @aaroncahan]

I donate money to @THECITYNY in potato chip bags and so should you.

https://t.co/VOLnAMucIO

[Alison Klemp/Fridson 🌹 @alisonklemp]

The SNL cold open should be Kenan Thompson as Eric Adams singing Hallelujah

[heather @anchorlines]

let your haters be your investigators in the turkish corruption case … of success

[Aaron Cahan @aaroncahan]

@EricDKoch Loll I thought this was just someone tweeting that they were shocked bc it was painful to watch BdB on CNN

[Matthew Gertz @MattGertz]

"First I want to respond on the rallies"

[Aaron Cahan @aaroncahan]

@mattsmcl Lots of classic matt moves in this one. I figured it was you or an impostor.

[Jacob N. Kornbluh @jacobkornbluh]

Colorado Gov. Jared Polis, asked if he’d accept offer to serve as vp for Harris, quips:

“Look, if they if they do the polling and it turns out that they need a 49-year-old, bald and gay Jew from Boulder, Colorado, they got my number.”

@DanaBashCNN: “😆😆. That was very funny.”

[verynormalman @verynormalman]

Buddy they won’t even let me in the tunnel

[Aaron Cahan @aaroncahan]

Pump Up the Volume (1990), Gossip Girl (2007-2012), and the rise of Finstas. In this essay I will

[Aaron Cahan @aaroncahan]

@seanw_m This isn’t totally it, but a start: https://t.co/nNSn5IfQqo

[Aaron Cahan @aaroncahan]

@grayblobs Totally lovely

[Aaron Cahan @aaroncahan]

@coldplum i feel like this was my last thank you on my way out the door.

[Aaron Cahan @aaroncahan]

@tombubul Sleepy person with pixies voice

[Aaron Cahan @aaroncahan]

@saranrapjs That skunk is smoking

[mauv @ThatsMauvelous]

the machine refused to recognize my humanity until i professed to believe that a sign painted to look like a traffic light is indeed a traffic light.

[Aaron Cahan @aaroncahan]

@saranrapjs @coldplum Yes

[Aaron Cahan @aaroncahan]

@saranrapjs [vine] Run

[Aaron Cahan @aaroncahan]

@saranrapjs Butter both pieces and stack to insulate and melt butter before giving it a final spread.

[Aaron Cahan @aaroncahan]

@grayblobs 🫧🫧🫧🫧