aarond

online guy. leftist agitator. he him. see pinned tweet. if i ever work for a company, my tweets don't represent their views. dog is kima.

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If you mention that there are pronouns in my bio in a reply to me, you have to donate $5 to the Trevor Project. This tweet is legally binding.

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Yeah im over there now. Same @

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@yoits_mitchy @rghers @GimpyTheTerribl @eyuplovely @rustyrockets Lot of people conveniently stop believing in newspapers when they print rape allegations against people they happen to like. Don’t worry about what a cliche naive tool you’re being.

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@Srirachachau Just dont post pictures of the lunch, that’s illegal because it could be part of a lunch buying scheme

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@MemesThatIFound @MinarichNY @falcondunch @mchooyah Putting “straight male” in one’s twitter bio is probably the most closet gay thing in the universe. Everything he says being a reference to gay sex acts is just a bonus for the psychology lovers.

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@MinarichNY @molly_knight @mchooyah If you’re having frequent gay sex with mollys dad you’re probably allowed to say fags without replacing the g with an underscore, it’s one of the privileges

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@TakedownTexas @juliew38138 @mchooyah And this is what he unintentionally(?) conveyed because he doesn’t know what words mean. That’s what everybody is laughing at, causing you to become very upset.

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@JohnyKharbas @scopgieb Amazing contribution thanks

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Style Guide: avoid use of the phrase, “the guy who shot bin laden”. Instead, prefer the more accurate, “one of the dozens of guys who claim they were the one who shot bin laden”.

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@Srirachachau Brace yourself

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@_Dan_Sampson @Babygravy9 @JackPosobiec About what?

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@RedWave_Press @JackPosobiec Why did all these trump supporters need a fleet of buses to get to a rally? Are they fake? https://t.co/PYUQIITh91

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@mugsysway @jgalan707 @JackPosobiec @KarluskaP The likeliness of scenarios is based on how much you wish they had happened instead of what actually happened?

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I was unaware we had a cultural moment when straight conservative men started talking about wanting to own boy sex slaves

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@CantEverDie Cops in America kill like 400 pet dogs per hour but a squirrel was everybody’s limit

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@TheAmishDude @molly_knight @tmorello “But what about this rich jewish person im afraid of?”

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@thefootofthebed @H3liumWings @wykstrad @keysmashbandit “Performative ruse”, as opposed to the other kind of ruse. Straightforward, honest ruse. An on the level ruse. I am very smart.

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@thefootofthebed @H3liumWings @wykstrad @keysmashbandit It is how humans who are insecure in their intelligence but want to sound smart talk though. The clumsy grasping at longer but less appropriate synonyms for every word is a trademark of it.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

remember when elon bought this website because he said the people running it were too political

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@kennykeil @Srirachachau Reba you have to be very specific or they’ll put you in a sony marvel movie and tell you it’s a marvel movie