That Tiny Grandpa

Starry-eyed and gravely discontented.| | He/Him

[That Tiny Grandpa @thefootofthebed]

"My neck, my back, lick my pussy-" *Gimly out of nowhere* "AND MY AXE!"

[That Tiny Grandpa @thefootofthebed]

@thosflowers Yeah but that’s only because Animal Collective is the greatest band of all time, the rest of those bands are still good to great though

[That Tiny Grandpa @thefootofthebed]

@jacobdotgov @extramicrowave In 2004 Shrek 2 made over 300 millions dollars more than The Passion of the Christ. Shrek bigger than Jesus confirmed

[That Tiny Grandpa @thefootofthebed]

@StyledApe It’s almost like there are a lot more than 3 countries in the world

[That Tiny Grandpa @thefootofthebed]

Well before the movie started.

[tobey @tobeyy_mag]

At what point did Bear stop becoming a victim and start becoming the villain?

[That Tiny Grandpa @thefootofthebed]

@ICEMACHlNE You sure seem to be absolutely terrified of boobs. Very cool way to be 👍

[That Tiny Grandpa @thefootofthebed]

@heavenstonight It is worse than terrible come on now, it actually hurts to listen to

[That Tiny Grandpa @thefootofthebed]

I think in a just world Feist would be just as big as Taylor Swift

[That Tiny Grandpa @thefootofthebed]

@normalmid @FkMySmPnsLife No one who says “irregardless” gets to say how stupid something is

[That Tiny Grandpa @thefootofthebed]

Literally one of the greatest Liverpool related photos in recent times in my humble opinion. The club just loves to tell stories and always tell them with such heart, and the tale of these two is nothing short of heroic and beautiful

[Rhys Williams @rhyswilliams01]

From signing as an 9 year old boy, to leaving as a 25 year old man. This club has let me fulfill things that dreams are made of. It’s been an honour to wear this shirt, rub shoulders with legends and play for the greatest set of fans in the world. Thankyou Liverpool, YNWA❤️

[That Tiny Grandpa @thefootofthebed]

@Afc_javies @MickeyB_jnr “I will continue being dumb for attention” alright man have fun 👍

[That Tiny Grandpa @thefootofthebed]

@JoshuaHedley “What if classical music had no dynamics or feeling to it”

[That Tiny Grandpa @thefootofthebed]

@knxvilleballpit *dude perfect but if the dudes were actually perfect*

[That Tiny Grandpa @thefootofthebed]

@AdamCrafton_ There’s honestly just so much damn shit going on at all times in this country (much of it awful) and we have trained ourselves to have incredibly short attention spans perhaps as a malady or a self defense mechanism. We like the World Cup whether we admit it or not, look at ‘94

[That Tiny Grandpa @thefootofthebed]

@staticbluebat I would guess a jukebox musical but I’m probably totally wrong. Something like Moulin Rouge and Rock of Ages come to mind. I also remember that movie Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist playing songs for like 5 seconds at a time to cram in as many as they could

[That Tiny Grandpa @thefootofthebed]

Cole Palmer is such a uniquely and deeply dumb person I kind of can’t hate him. It loops around into being funny and charming somehow like he’s Karl Pilkington. Like has anyone ever called the screen at a theater a TV before??

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

"I've got reasons!"

Why does Cole Palmer hate going to the cinema? 🎦

[That Tiny Grandpa @thefootofthebed]

@sickfatdog It’s crazy you think this is a thing that needed to be said. Pointlessly callous

[That Tiny Grandpa @thefootofthebed]

The lil pew pew lasers and the tiny thin clap sound are killing me 😂

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

Drake hopped on West Coast production for an ICEMAN track 😳

"I'm a show you what to do, lil boy"

[That Tiny Grandpa @thefootofthebed]

@sapphicspielbrg Come on now you can’t just give him away for free! He’s gotta be worth more than that

[That Tiny Grandpa @thefootofthebed]

It is with a reluctant and heavy heart that I say this look is working for me. I unfortunately think he looks cool 😔

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

John Travolta is experimenting with an incredibly powerful look. I will be monitoring this situation

[That Tiny Grandpa @thefootofthebed]

@CountVolpe Also David Ehrlich is like, the most normal and relatable film critic out there. Truly just a guy that loves film and knows a lot about them, I don’t agree with him on a lot of movies but I can’t imagine getting mad about it or reading something deep and sinister in his writing