Aaron Elson - WWII Oral Historian, TankBooks.com

Founder of Oral History Audiobooks; author of Tanks for the Memories; podcast: War As My Father's Tank Battalion Knew It

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@FoodPornPhotos the fork

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Drive-thru customer No. 1: These fries are cold.
Drive-thru customer No. 2: These fries are stinky
Drive-thru customer No. 3: What do you mean I have to pay a five dollar tariff because the fries are french?
McDonalds manager: Donald, you're fired.

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@vinquezada1 Frank Furter, and his cousin, Frank Enstein

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@othingstodo_com That's a good location for a
Starbucks, or maybe a Dunkin.

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@ItsBBQRay Donald Trump ... I mean toast ... well, same thing

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@Tjeerd001 They're bellying up to the Woolworth's lunch counter.

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@FoodPornPhotos onions

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@Ford_Nick Does a bear shit in the woods?

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@FoodPornPhotos Pepto-Bismol

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@FoodPornPhotos horseradish, some dijon mustard, a few squeezes from a Myers lemon, chopped habanero peppers, take my ketchup willya, enjoy your eggs and eat every last bite or go to your room without breakfast.

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@lippyent That's an organ grinder's coffee cup. Fill it with coffee, turn the handle and it plays Reveille while the organ grinder's monkey does a little dance.

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@clownworld Shmuck. If you don't want to tip for carry out, fine, just don't add anything where it says "suggested gratuity." But don't rub it in and write "No tip for carry out!" Probably a goddamn I'm Superior to You Working Class Scum Maggot.

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If Aaron Judge were a rapper, how many homies would he have?

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This reminds me of JD Vance

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@JessicaUSAF Thankfully, a home test for syphilis will soon be available.

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@StrictlyChristo He couldn't be wearing eyeliner because if he was, he would turn into a woman.

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@joncoopertweets One wears glasses, the other can't see what a fool he's made of himself