Aaron Hasircoglu

(they/he) so far left I have guns

[Aaron Hasircoglu @aaronhasircoglu]

If you’ve ever played plague inc you’re qualified to lead the presidential response team for covid-19

[willow 𓆲 @waningstern]

i knew this acc is a fucking larper since the first time i saw it. how do you confuse a nightjar and an owl. how do you have an audacity to call this beautiful creature demonic.

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

First promo to motivate me to *not* see a movie that I was originally going to see

[josh @y0cuando]

…………………..

[Matthew Williams @MrPrudentialist]

It's Friday Night

[Aaron Hasircoglu @aaronhasircoglu]

Alternate reality where “I like to move it” plays instead of their national anthem at a sporting event and the team from Madagascar is furious

[Tired @_crustbag_]

Do people from Madagascar take pride in the movie? Or is it considered an embarrassing blemish on the country’s reputation?

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

when my girlfriend is away i realise the true amount of ambient noise she is constantly making (and miss it)

[ems 🫧 @atotalposer]

at the library. why is every new book called “a crown of knives and glass” or “the candlestick maker’s daughter” or “the last rose blooms at dusk” or “the fractured fragments of our souls”

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

Pete Hegseth crashed a civilian plane killing everyone on board.

[Luke Zweiwalker☕️☕️☕️☕️🥃☕️ @zweiwalker89607]

Literally all attempts at trying to outsmart Lord of the Rings like that reveal the person to be very unobservant

[demiglurge @queenbuttpirate]

Letterman thought this was the best song ever written and he’s right

[Such Great Heights @suchgr8heights]

TV On The Radio play "Wolf Like Me" on Letterman (2006)

[Aaron Hasircoglu @aaronhasircoglu]

Why is this giving “country girls make due”

[DinoMan @dino_man06]

Dude…

[Aaron Hasircoglu @aaronhasircoglu]

What is he inside a microwave

[keriously @croculator5000]

Met a celebrity today

[Jake Walker @Jake_W]

It's just one of those amazing coincidences of life on Earth, like why so many Civil War battles were fought in national parks!

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

“He’s a man made of wicker”

“Ah, so it’s some kind of reimagining of The Wicker Man”

“No”

[cozy @bimbotheory]

I don’t actually disagree with the headline but ofc the article blames this on stuff like trans people existing while I blame it on unhealthy puritanical values around sex and bodies + people being weird about trans people

[🕷Anya 🕷 @skunk_bucketss]

I can’t stop watching this and laughing and because I’m still sick I end up in a coughing fit every time

[Aaron Hasircoglu @aaronhasircoglu]

I can’t believe Colombia is 2 weeks away from having a nuclear weapon

[Night Sky Today @NightSkyToday]

JUST IN🚨: Colombia bans all new oil and mining in its Amazon rain-forest. The protected area is the size of Sweden and covers 42% of the country.