Aaron Mills - RN

ER nurse, Kansas City, recovering Republican, and enneagram enthusiast.

[Aaron Mills - RN @aaronmillskc]

@bradleybrisco "The Christian of the future will be a mystic or will not exist." - Karl Rainer.

[Aaron Mills - RN @aaronmillskc]

As a nurse, who is also a parent, I definitely ask my patients on a regular basis how their "stummy pain is."

[Aaron Mills - RN @aaronmillskc]

Also, let's arm those teachers...surely that will attract people who want to teach kids while also being underpaid with a side of combat.

[Crystal Quade @crystal_quade]

5-7 BILLION DOLLARS left unspent in MO and not a single Republican voted to give teachers just a $1,000 pay raise.

[Aaron Mills - RN @aaronmillskc]

Truth

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@Jim_Jordan This is a textbook example of a logical fallacy I warn my kids about. It's called a binary fallacy or false dilemma.

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@thescottbarber For a Rep who rails on smaller government and Libertarian policies, he sure does seem to want the opposite of Libertarian policies here.

[Aaron Mills - RN @aaronmillskc]

@philvischer I'll butcher it, but NT Wright often says something like "50% of what I believe is heresy, the only problem is, I don't know which 50%."

[Aaron Mills - RN @aaronmillskc]

@Jacobs71 Nooooooooo!

[Aaron Mills - RN @aaronmillskc]

@schmidtaaron1 If there's no more Twitter, you can find me on Venmo.

[Aaron Mills - RN @aaronmillskc]

My wife said I loaded the dishwasher wrong. I'm currently requesting a special master.

[Aaron Mills - RN @aaronmillskc]

@rissa_leanne Jebusite

[Aaron Mills - RN @aaronmillskc]

What if all those student loans were just "too big to fail"?

[Aaron Mills - RN @aaronmillskc]

How's the nursing shortage you ask?

Currently running a 24 bed ER with 28 patients holding for inpatient rooms. All the waiting room and hallways are full of ER patients.

Not a good time to have an emergency if you can help it.

[Erik Grove 🪐🦦 @ErikGrove]

So if I'm following, a single Trump appointed judge rated “not qualified” by the ABA shoved onto the court between election day and inauguration day has overruled the CDC on masks on public transit. Is that what one would call an “activist judge” or nah?

[Aaron Mills - RN @aaronmillskc]

I'm a nurse, but I'm a fancy nurse.

Sometimes I hold the vial of morphine out to my patient like a sommelier.

"Ooo, this is a good one. A lovely, fully bodied analgesic with a bold, forward sensation. Refined, a bit minerally, but really well balanced."

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

I’m no lawyer but I think Trump openly conspiring with Russia is gonna hurt his lawsuit against people who accused him of conspiring with Russia.

[Aaron Mills - RN @aaronmillskc]

Me - "How's my credit score?"

"Well, because you asked we had to lower it."

Me - "Wait, what?"

"We just lowered it again"

[Aaron Mills - RN @aaronmillskc]

For the first time in almost 2 years our hospital has a total of about 5 admitted covid patients.

We were up to 50 just 3 months ago.

[Aaron Mills - RN @aaronmillskc]

@sierraforever Read the room truckers.

[Aaron Mills - RN @aaronmillskc]

@dukekwondc "I don't think she comes on the weekend."
"Isn't today a holiday?"
"Oh, it's a full moon. She doesn't come when it's a full moon."

- All excuses I've given. Eventually it becomes hard to remember them all... It's really a hot mess.