Aaron

Writer, other things. #RIPJulia 8/11/15

[Aaron @aaronmrobinson]

My toxic trait is drunkenly spending $223.05 at Barnes & Noble

[Bryan Hoch ⚾️ @BryanHoch]

I could attempt to describe how the Yankees scored their first run, and I will later ... but for now, just watch this.

[Aaron @aaronmrobinson]

This is the worst scorebug I’ve ever seen

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

yankees baseball on

[Chris Kirschner @ChrisKirschner]

Give him the ninth.

[Acre @Acre108]

There is no word in English that means someone is 30% sure something will happen

[Aaron @aaronmrobinson]

With any luck Boone will be fired (there is no luck)

[MLB @MLB]

AGUSTÍN RAMÍREZ!

The @Marlins have come all the way back to take the lead!

[Aaron @aaronmrobinson]

How is this a professional baseball team

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

Austin Wells gets doubled up because he thought there were three outs

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

Benson Boone’s music is an invasive species in the garden of good taste https://t.co/rWu1ZTZjKt

[Aaron @aaronmrobinson]

Baseball is fun

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Easy as 1, 2, 3.

#AllRise 👨‍⚖️

[dafoomie @dafoomie]

These referees should be suspended and fined.

[Aaron @aaronmrobinson]

We do not slander the great Zoilo Almonte

[Mike Salvatore @MikeSalvatore10]

I survived the 2013 Yankees, this year’s squad isn’t even in the same stratosphere of helplessness

[Aaron @aaronmrobinson]

Plus Cole, Efross, Schmidt, Loaisiga, Hamilton, and Cousins. Cool. Going to kill myself

[Chris Kirschner @ChrisKirschner]

Yankees injuries so far:

Giancarlo Stanton (elbows) - IL
DJ LeMahieu (calf) - Shutdown from baseball activities
Luis Gil (lat) - IL
JT Brubaker (ribs) - Shutdown
Tyler Matzek (oblique) - possibly not ready for Opening Day
Clayton Beeter (shoulder) - Not ready for Opening Day

[Aaron @aaronmrobinson]

What a steal

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

Casey Mittelstadt will be going to Boston...more involved

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

A new book by the critic Adam Plunkett shows how the circumstances of Robert Frost’s peripatetic life gave rise to some of his most successful poems. The book “is a thorough, elegant, and, at times, surprising study of Frost,” @magsrdoherty writes. https://t.co/9rtGkFS9e2

[Aaron @aaronmrobinson]

Top 10 novelists (short story writers is a different list) in a very particular order:

1. Ernest Hemingway
2. David Foster Wallace
3. Joyce Carol Oates
4. Toni Morrison
5. Andre Dubus III
6. Stephen King
7. Kurt Vonnegut
8. Alice Walker
9. Sandra Cisneros
10. Fyodor Dostoevsky

[jon repetti @pourfairelevide]

Top 10 novelists, no particular order, to nobody’s surprise:

1. Proust
2. Tolstoy
3. Woolf
4. Melville
5. Zola
6. Duras
7. Modiano
8. Bernhard
9. Raymond Chandler
10. David Peace

[Don @DHSayer]

David Foster Wallace writing to Jonathan Franzen after reading The Corrections:

[Aaron @aaronmrobinson]

Terrible news for all the businesses, but hopefully they thrive elsewhere. A central gem of culture and art is gone

[InsideLowell @InsideLowell]

Expansion plans to change after real estate donation to @lowellcomchrtr; #InsideLowell https://t.co/iUMoqOHneF

[Aaron @aaronmrobinson]

Give him all the money

[Aaron @aaronmrobinson]

Hand Juan Soto a blank check

[Aaron @aaronmrobinson]

Ben Rice should never sit again

[Aaron @aaronmrobinson]

@emdashklatt My favorite 3 underrated ones:
“The Flowers” - Alice Walker
“The Child Screams and Looks Back at You” - Russell Banks
“Incarnations of Burned Children” - David Foster Wallace

[Aaron @aaronmrobinson]

Hand Juan Soto a blank check