aaron 🐀

French toast fan account

[aaron 🐀 @aaronmyers_]

Somewhere out there, someone’s favorite actor is Bruce Willis. That is just astonishing

[Art Vandelay @TomCardone1]

When they’re wondering just how many beers you can drink at the family party https://t.co/W09aQKimck

[aaron 🐀 @aaronmyers_]

Finally watched all the Harry Potter movies. 1&2 are the only ones that don’t suck Shrek ass

[aaron 🐀 @aaronmyers_]

The Amazing Bobinsky has got THE X Factor

[aaron 🐀 @aaronmyers_]

@ecjackson98 @540spacecowboy I want to come too

[gerald stratford @geraldstratfor3]

@shirtsthtgohard How about Geralds big veg ?

[aaron 🐀 @aaronmyers_]

Crazy how I’m the smartest I’ve ever been and still a total moron!l

[wint @dril]

the guy who invented the plunger said "i gotta find a way to suck the toilet off Pronto"

[aaron 🐀 @aaronmyers_]

Millennials: everything is very expensive.

Boomers: WE WOULD DRINK STRAIGHT FROM THE GARDEN HOSE!!!

[kira @neonbleeds]

i lied. i dont like sex. put ur clothes back on babe. im gonna explain the entire star wars saga.

[aaron 🐀 @aaronmyers_]

3 rt’s and I’ll post a middle finger pic

[aaron 🐀 @aaronmyers_]

@dumptruck_donny @ethantheddavis