im so bummy, im the biggest bum on the planet, i am so unemployed, in 1 year i better be so far from rock bottom and living life as a freshly new and young and hopefully hot graduate
Vanity Fair has edited a controversial moment from their latest segment with the ‘SNL’ cast, in which Chloe Fineman reveals why she was fired as a camp counselor when she was 16.
Fineman revealed she pantsed a 6-year-old boy who wasn’t wearing underpants:
“I pantsed a boy and he wasn’t wearing underpants. And then a giant school bus drove by. He would like lift my shirt all the time. He was like 6… It was a different time. He would be like ‘Hey can I have a hug?’ And I’d go to hug him and then he’d lift my shirt up like a d*ck. I was like ‘I’m gonna get back at you’ and so we were on a hike, and I was like ‘Hey Ollie, go look over there it’s a hawk!’ and then I yanked his pants down. He wasn’t wearing underwear, his little ding-a-ling was out, and then these two twins were like ‘Ollie I didn’t know you didn’t wear underwear.’”
First teaser for Jane Schoenbrun’s new film ‘TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA’
• Starring Gillian Anderson & Hannah Einbinder
• Follows a director rebooting a slasher film who is obsessed with the actor who played the “final girl” in the OG film.
In theaters on August 7