Aaron Pearl

Philosophy professor, coffee roaster, stand-up comic.

[Aaron Pearl @aaronpearl]

Planning my trip to Myrtle Beach - staying at Coral Beach Resort & Suites. For friends traveling soon: https://t.co/sgU9Eojfda @CoralBeachSC

[Aaron Pearl @aaronpearl]

@SqueezeboxSarah No shit! I’m a nurse now, but I’ve been thinking about picking up a class or two. Pm me on Facebook or something if you use that. I’d try to find you, but squeezeboxsarah doesn’t come up with anything. 😝

[Aaron Pearl @aaronpearl]

@SqueezeboxSarah Hi! It's been 10 years!

[Aaron Pearl @aaronpearl]

@realDonaldTrump I’ve never seen a bigger loser in my fucking life. People are suffering and you’ve been MIA for the past month playing on Twitter. Fuck you, for real.

[Aaron Pearl @aaronpearl]

For me, this is like that scene from The Princess Bride. You’re both poisoned - I’ve just spent a long time building up a tolerance to ding-dong.

[Jason Pearl @jsonperl]

My brothers will both read this and think I’m referring to the other one 👉👈

[Aaron Pearl @aaronpearl]

@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews You're an embarrassment.

[Aaron Pearl @aaronpearl]

@realDonaldTrump No thanks to you, bunker bitch.

[Aaron Pearl @aaronpearl]

@realDonaldTrump Loser. Sad.

[Aaron Pearl @aaronpearl]

@realDonaldTrump You dumb motherfucker.

[Aaron Pearl @aaronpearl]

@realDonaldTrump You’re a fuckin joke, dude.

[Aaron Pearl @aaronpearl]

@mary_santora

[Aaron Pearl @aaronpearl]

@SqueezeboxSarah I used to switch looks daily when I was in high school. Now it's just a hodge-podge of confusion all at once.

[Aaron Pearl @aaronpearl]

Sachsenheim Hall tonight for Logorrhea! 9pm!

[Ashley Lancaster @ashleyfrigstad]

Just finished watching #GODZILLA and I saw my friend @aaronpearl was in it! Cool beans

[Aaron Pearl @aaronpearl]

I love Dropbox because it lets me access files from anywhere! https://t.co/DIcUgTaUU7

[Aaron Pearl @aaronpearl]

@AntonioComedy Come down to the Sachsenheim Hall by 9 - we'll make room.

[Aaron Pearl @aaronpearl]

@DannyPalmerNYC Come down to the Sachsenheim Hall by 9 - we'll make room.

[John Wellington @JohnAWellington]

Cleveland 9PM $10 TONIGHT @playhousesquare CCFU GRADS @aaronpearl @willkesling w/ @dirtysheer @mikeivystandsup @Timcornett01

[Jeremy Sheer @dirtysheer]

Tonight, Sachsenheim is getting roasted by @aaronpearl @XDanBrown @erinisnotfunny @itschelseaking @Timcornett01 @JohnAWellington @TM_Francis

[Aaron Pearl @aaronpearl]

@erinisnotfunny Were we discussing this or do shaking butts just make you think of me?