Aaron Reuben

🏙️CHI X LA🌴 // Go Blue 〽️

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@SawyerMerritt Happened to me in Chicago. My friend was driving and I was in the passenger seat. Slab of ice suddenly crashes through the windshield right in front of me. Glass everywhere, ice everywhere. Truck drives on like nothing happened… luckily we were all ok. Scary stuff.

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Every time I dump at the airport, I never actually know how the toilet seat paper covers work. I just be ripping it different each time. Anyone else?

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@chlocoate I heard someone say “ocupado” once as a kid when I tried opening the door. I’ve said that every time it happens to me ever since. Didn’t even know it was Spanish for the longest time. Just thought it was a word for being in the stall.

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No 10 year old was craving this, cmon

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Just remembered when some kids use to say Ratatouille was their favorite food… No the fuck it was not, you liked Dino Nuggies and there’s nothing wrong with that. Solid movie, weird-ass dish.

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I’ve never heard someone say that they don’t have sensitive skin

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App Store reviews might be the new Twitter

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My DoorDash driver came to my apartment after the app said he had picked up my order. When I went out to get it he told me the app said to come to my address but he had zero food for me… Proceeded to ask me what food I would like him to get… huh???

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Talk about range..

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Just scrolled Facebook for the first time in a long time and can confidently say there's zero humor or entertainment on that website

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@namedasteroid Hot take - this drive beats PCH. Maybe it’s just the nostalgia talking 🤷🏽‍♂️

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@iamlithe yall went crazy on “Hold Out”. Been listening on repeat since it dropped

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Reminiscing about the $6.92 Chipotle burrito days

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@jerrnobyl @icecreamposse The raisins are laced. I’ve been hooked since I was a kid

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Derek gets it. I’m tryna watch some water vibrations

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@jerrnobyl @Valkyrae I think we all feel this way lmao

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Pretty sure the “M” stands for motor oil

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New Series: Does this go in my body or my car?

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Solo concerts are so fun. Highly recommend everyone tries at least once. Be independent for once :)