pat

shocked and appalled

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

First day on the job and the CEO already trusts me to go get apple gift cards for him

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

when something unlucky happens to your magical-thinking prone friend who is already unkind to themself and youre like fuuuck please don't internalise this

[sophist @no_sophist]

we already have a data centre in my neighbourhood. it's called? The Public Library

[pat @hedonism___]

Listening to Ezra Klien on the G as god intended

[sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco]

one of the great places in the united states. as a new yorker i was raised to believe it was a garbage dump but that was a lie, pure ideology, it has everything

[໊ @wynavira]

i always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

My mild adult acne does not define me and neither does my posture I am nice

[cole @juul_survivor]

Drinking on your antibiotics

[alex @userctrI]

how it feels to wear a high maintenance outfit to work

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

Logging onto the dark web (teams, outlook, and excel)

[cav empty @cavempty_]

you spend 1 day with a gluten free friend and you start seein the whole world different..

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Brian Cox reveals he turned down the role of the governor in the ‘PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN’ franchise because he did not want to work alongside Johnny Depp, who he thinks is "so overblown, so overrated."

(https://t.co/Z5YbdQbRLA)

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

All adventurous women do.

[pat @hedonism___]

The way everyone becomes beautiful when u start

[s¢hafer @SCH4FERR]

The way u can become beautiful if u stop drinking

[cole @juul_survivor]

I need to be put on a PiP but for my personal life

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

How it feels pretending to agree with people so they stop talking

[yuuii @yuuiichive]

I must remember it all

[Hunter SPX Thompson ❎ @CoorsLightCEO]

The Manhattan cvs experience has gotten so bad it’s almost become cool. Like gone full circle. Feels cyberpunk or something

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I was doing like an advanced kind of joke where it isnt funny