Aaron Dean

[David Zipper @DavidZipper]

The 9,000-lb Hummer EV is so inefficient (and its battery so huge) that it produces more CO₂ emissions than a gas-powered Chevy Malibu.
https://t.co/93TnWu8ePH

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Republicans acting like everything's normal after their failed coup.

[Aaron Dean @AaronThomasDean]

@AlyssaMcAndrew @AlexBradfield41 Hair does grow back...

[What-If Numbers @whatifnumbers]

0.000000000000000019: Fraction of the Earth’s mass made up of Roombas

[Former Congresswoman Val Demings @RepValDemings]

The second article of impeachment was for obstruction of Congress: covering up witnesses and documents from the American people.

This morning the President not only confessed to it, he bragged about it:

"Honestly, we have all the material. They don't have the material."

[Limericking @Limericking]

Before the proceedings began,
A juror was asked of his plan.
“I’ll vote to acquit—
I’m crooked as shit,”
Replied the Republican man.

[Aaron Dean @AaronThomasDean]

@joecalorio_ I think Tesla is trolling somebody, but I can't figure out who...

[Ben White @EconomyBen]

This is true if you don't include 1934, 1935, 1936, 1937, 1939, 1940, 1941, 1942, 1943, 1944, 1948, 1950, 1951, 1953, 1955, 1959, 1962, 1963, 1964, 1965, 1966, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1972, 1973, 1976, 1977, 1979, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1986, 1987, 1988, 1989, 1992, 1994, 1996-2000, 04, 05

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Some secrets are too dangerous to be free

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Embarrassing: The U.S. Is Ranked 182nd In The World Alphabetically https://t.co/lEaZhHeJGx

[Aaron Dean @AaronThomasDean]

@AlyssaMcAndrew It's like ASMR, but the opposite...

[Aaron Dean @AaronThomasDean]

@juliaamelvin Awww yisss.

[Matt McDermott @mattmfm]

Yes, Michael Cohen was Trump's personal lawyer, but more recently he was Deputy Finance Chair of the Republican National Committee. The Deputy Finance Chair of the RNC was just sentenced to 3 years in prison for felonies committed during the 2016 presidential election campaign.

[NASA @NASA]

Do you like watching the Sun rise over the water? How about from space? In this stunning photo from an astronaut aboard the @Space_Station, Michigan’s Upper Peninsula is glistening with the morning sunlight and the hazy atmosphere: https://t.co/ZyNao0VbwM

[Aaron Dean @AaronThomasDean]

@juliaamelvin That's like, ther best coping strategy.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

BREAKING: Pres. Trump rejects independent study that reports an estimated 2,975 people died in Puerto Rico in 5 months after Hurricane Maria; provides no evidence to discount the study; declares, without evidence, that the higher death toll is political ploy to make him look bad.

[Vice President Mike Pence Archived @VP45]

We’re renewing our national commitment to discovery & exploration & write the next great chapter of our nation’s journey into space. It’s now the official policy of the US that we’ll return to the Moon, put Americans on Mars & once again explore the farthest depths of outer space

[Aaron Dean @AaronThomasDean]

@joecalorio_ But Joe! How else am I going to become Twitter-Famous?