Joe Calorio

[Joe Calorio @joecalorio_]

Big day for the Joe's out there

[Joe Calorio @joecalorio_]

25 years of eating frozen pizzas, and I have yet to not burn my mouth

[Joe Calorio @joecalorio_]

I must have missed the memo about national engagement month

[Joe Calorio @joecalorio_]

Quarantine is making me a little too comfortable with doing absolutely nothing all weekend

[Joe Calorio @joecalorio_]

Why do we make fun of flat earthers and anti-vaxers but give astrology people a pass

[Joe Calorio @joecalorio_]

Nevada really spent the last 24 hrs only counting 10,000 votes. Smh

[Joe Calorio @joecalorio_]

It feels like Christmas Eve today

[Joe Calorio @joecalorio_]

@yaboylowg @b00m_bang @itschevy @deangregoryh I would think Tim

[Joe Calorio @joecalorio_]

@b00m_bang @yaboylowg @itschevy @deangregoryh Lmao. @things_on_joe I get recommended to follow them about once a month still.

[Joe Calorio @joecalorio_]

What has to go wrong in your life for you to make a celebrity fan account. Shits embarrassing

[Joe Calorio @joecalorio_]

So when they gonna add a thirst trap filter to tiktok

[Joe Calorio @joecalorio_]

@b00m_bang Oh yeah. Threw on a QZ for the first time this weekend and it was delightful.

[Joe Calorio @joecalorio_]

How are you not embarrassed to still be conservative in 2020

[Joe Calorio @joecalorio_]

I'll put my bowl under the kitchen faucet for 3 mins rather than just wash it with a sponge

[Joe Calorio @joecalorio_]

Fully convinced Trump is tired of being president, so he's doing everything he possibly can to lose the next election.

[Joe Calorio @joecalorio_]

Dads are tight

[Joe Calorio @joecalorio_]

Eating at a restaurant every meal just because I can

[Joe Calorio @joecalorio_]

I'm starting to enjoy being lazy in quarantine so much that I don't know if I'll ever leave my house again

[Joe Calorio @joecalorio_]

"LikE for pArT tWo"

[Joe Calorio @joecalorio_]

I hope the tiktok algorithm knows when I'm scrolling through someones account to make fun of them vs when I'm scrolling through because I'm actually interested