Aaron Windsor

[Aaron Windsor @aaronwindsor]

@espicyseabass Proud of you mijo

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

You come to me on the day of Bilbo Baggins' 111th birthday party

[Matthew Kobach @mkobach]

Real friends don’t DM their friends memes from meme accounts on IG.

Real friends know that the meme account is probably private and that you don’t want to follow another meme account, so they take a screenshot of the meme and DM it to you instead. That’s a real friend.

[DiGiorno @DiGiorno]

Delivery pizza. Go figure.

[Project Big Screen @ProjBigScreen]

BREAKING: Disney is finally making 'National Treasure 3'

(via @THR)

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Jack Nicholson is living my dream life

[Katie Stebbins @_katiestebbins_]

doctor doolittle is *the worst*, yet it contains cinema's greatest minute

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

in hell they just make you hang out with yourself from four years earlier

[James Comey @Comey]

In 1867, Frederick Douglass said: “Our government may at some time be in the hands of a bad man... We ought to have our government so shaped that even when in the hands of a bad man we shall be safe.” Did we shape it well enough? The test is underway.

[Aaron Windsor @aaronwindsor]

@CoriBarnard1 @beeclassyy sis killing you on Twitter

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Every dog is my dog. Whenever I see a new dog in my head I go “That’s my dog now.”

[Aaron Windsor @aaronwindsor]

@GuyIzzo89 @SeinfeldTV This really belonged in Excel

[Business Insider @BusinessInsider]

Why this Harvard professor thinks the world is actually getting better

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

"Hate speech" laws can be elastic tools for criminalising dissent https://t.co/XRPF704hun

[Stevie Emerson @SlappersOnly]

You take a bad boy and make him dig holes all day long in the hot sun...it makes him a good boy.

That's our philisophy here at Camp Green Lake.

[Lance Armstrong @lancearmstrong]

I can’t drop many people on a bike these days but I just blew the fuckin’ doors off Mike Pence on a Nantucket bike path. Day. Made.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@HardcoreHistory I support Yang