Aaron Wigdor Levy

Writer. Dad with an unironic punk t-shirt. I loathe cupcakes. I love Michael Bay.

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Don’t want to wish death on anyone, but I cannot wait for the Michael Bay in memoriam tribute

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Sometimes I like to sing Purple Rain to myself, except instead of Purple Rain I sing Michael Bay, Michael Bay. Try it. It’s catchy.

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Truly saddened that I have to reactivate this thing to look at a few posts, but at least I can once proclaim the glory that is Michael Bay. Slay, Bay, Slay

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Has Michael Bay left Twitter yet?

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It’s interesting opening this app for the first time on over a year and looking at things I thought were important. #thisshitisdumb #whyareyoulookingatthis #justpleasestop

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Michael Bay Michael Bay Michael Bay

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Right now I’m imagining Liz Truss leaving Downing Street in a wide Michael Bay victory shot. Oh wait…

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@david_jenkins__ @kateyrich @david_jenkins__ I can confirm from life experience that @kateyrich is indeed a lovely person and has let me crash her otherwise immaculate apartment many times.

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I am so glad Michael Bay is taking an in depth look at the struggles of working class people in an increasingly unaffordable metropolis like LA and how those stressors affect their daily lives. Bravo Mr. Bay. Bravo! #AmbulanceMovie #LA

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Michael Bay has a bull mastiff named Bonecrusher. This is the most on brand thing anyone in the history of the world has ever done.

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Who wins in a race? Mike Ditka and the ‘85 Bears in a bus or Michael Bay in a Lamborghini. Answer: Ditka and the ‘85 Bears ‘cause Michael Bay blows up the Lambo.

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Would anyone pay to watch a Michael Bay remake of Terms of Endearment? I would.

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Sometimes, late at night I feel sad. And then I imagine Michael Bay holding me. And I feel better.

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Glad I can stop tweeting about politics every few months and go back to tweeting about Michael Bay movies every few months. What’s your favorite part of Pain & Gain?

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@danozzi A little late to this, but The Last Last One always makes me happy cry.

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@marcorubio You are not even a shell of a human being.

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I like a president who is not Patient Zero. Or Individual 1.

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Of course he doesn’t. Because why would he.

[Richard Tofel @dicktofel]

Trump has now made three videos on his own illness, one each the last three days. He has never once mentioned any of the 209,000 Americans who have died of the same illness on his watch.

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@badsandwich The dude said he lived in the east village. Of course he’s an elitist asshole.

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@pwilson720 Yes. Sorry to not be more specific.