Maturing is realising the true holiday isn’t Christmas but the week between Christmas and New Year where nobody bothers you and you can eat a tub of celebrations for ur tea
Before everyone starts making jokes about Ian Watkins please remember that your friends who also happen to be rancid, disgusting paedophiles will see them.
How do you think they’ll feel?
I was devastated to be gigging this weekend when the UFC announced they were coming to London.
After seeing 1 finish in 8 fights I can’t help but feel like I’ve saved myself £300.
This is garbage. #UFCLondon
My girlfriend and I fly to Poland today for my birthday.
We picked Poland because we wanted a snowy holiday and the UK always gets poo snow.
The flight has been delayed three hours because of the snow.
The snow in the UK.
I’M GOING ON TOUR! 🚨
📍Edinburgh - 1st-25th August
📍Cambridge - 12th September
📍Leeds - 14th September
📍Manchester - 26th September
📍London - 12th October
📍Stockport - 18th October
📍Newcastle - TBA
📍Nottingham - TBA
Would love to see you there! 💙