melissa howerton

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[melissa howerton @aassileM]

When he says “let’s go get food”

[melissa howerton @aassileM]

@fiorillashley 😂😂😂

[melissa howerton @aassileM]

@fiorillashley @stephanitroese 😂😂😂

[melissa howerton @aassileM]

@fiorillashley @stephanitroese 😂😂 “lemme see 😛”

[melissa howerton @aassileM]

@jp__Gray007 Oh god 😂😂 I would die

[melissa howerton @aassileM]

Omg I thought I was the only one 😂

[middleclassfancy @midclassfancy]

What it says: Salt Life

What people see: Slut Life

[THE SWAG 🥶 @returnofswagnft]

if i say “huh” like 5 times, don’t say nevermind. please don’t give up on me, i’m really trying my best

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Memo to social Justice warriors: when what you're doing sounds like an Onion headline, stop. #CancelCultureIsOverParty

[melissa howerton @aassileM]

@jalynxo His lil belly 😩 good luck mama!!

[melissa howerton @aassileM]

@jalynxo Wait I just realized I assumed this was for breastfeeding purposes sorry 😅

[melissa howerton @aassileM]

@jalynxo I had to do this the first couple of months while breastfeeding 🙃 sucks but worth the change you’ll see!

[melissa howerton @aassileM]

@jalynxo Yaaaas, snacks in the rocker pocket 🙌🏻 those middle of the night feeds 🥴

[Morgan ☆ @Mo_Haycook]

Anybody else’s iPhone reading their messages...as in it doesn’t notify you they texted and it marked it as read but you quite clearly did not know you received it.

[melissa howerton @aassileM]

@jalynxo @alliiiee It was definitely felt ❤️

[melissa howerton @aassileM]

@jalynxo I was so shocked receiving yours is the mail today! Props to you girl, and thank you notes are much appreciated. It took me months to get mine out tho 😅

[leia @leiafrater]

sarah paulson when she gets offered the role of a heterosexual non smoker

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

Don't just be proactive about the jobs you want. Be proactive about the jobs you DON'T want too 👍

[melissa howerton @aassileM]

@BolingDanielle Love this for you