Aastha Chauhan🐥

Let me call myself pasta before y'all do🤥

[Aastha Chauhan🐥 @aastapastaaa]

"I don't want people to be agreeable, as it saves me that trouble of liking them"– Jane Austen
Wise words🤓

[Aastha Chauhan🐥 @aastapastaaa]

@vakeel_saheba @arpithadesai They aren't picking up calls:(

[Aastha Chauhan🐥 @aastapastaaa]

@chetandgp @TeamDeepender @DeependerSHooda @ThereIsNoEarthB Thanks a lot!

[Aastha Chauhan🐥 @aastapastaaa]

@LogicalBaat @Mansirastogi005 Any Remdesivir lead in Bareilly?

[Aastha Chauhan🐥 @aastapastaaa]

@_AncientMarine Okay, thanks for the info!

[Aastha Chauhan🐥 @aastapastaaa]

@sanr1s3_ I've sent the Dm
Please check. It's urgent!

[Aastha Chauhan🐥 @aastapastaaa]

I would like to rename the democracy as TITANIC, since it's going down!

[Payal Bhayana 🇮🇳 @payalbhayana]

Social distancing Haldi ceremony. 🤣🤣

[Aastha Chauhan🐥 @aastapastaaa]

Kinda rude Zuckerberg knows exactly who I'm crushing on but doesn't use algorithm to push me on the top of his feed!!!

[Aastha Chauhan🐥 @aastapastaaa]

My biggest fear is spilling all my secrets while I'm talking in my sleep.

[Aastha Chauhan🐥 @aastapastaaa]

*Tries to open someone's profile pic on fb*

Stories:

[Aastha Chauhan🐥 @aastapastaaa]

The last time I was someone's type, I was donating blood. Lolol

[Aastha Chauhan🐥 @aastapastaaa]

I have seen more marriages in this pandemic than I've seen in my whole life!

[Aastha Chauhan🐥 @aastapastaaa]

It's gonna be super awkward getting married one day like...my parents are finally gonna see me with a boy. It's crazy!!!

[Aastha Chauhan🐥 @aastapastaaa]

Itne sare gopi bahu aur kokilaben memes dekhne ke baad ek baat toh confirmed hai ki

[Aastha Chauhan🐥 @aastapastaaa]

Me listening to music trynna find a caption for pictures

[Aastha Chauhan🐥 @aastapastaaa]

You know you messed up when you haven't slept yet and hear birds chirping outside

[Aastha Chauhan🐥 @aastapastaaa]

You see that guy who is replying faster than your boyfriend? He is also replying slowly to his girlfriend. Stay where you are!

[Aastha Chauhan🐥 @aastapastaaa]

Sex is cool but have you ever wanted to cancel plans but didn't and then they cancel!