🎃jackielantern🎃

in my defense the moon was full and i was left unsupervised

[َ @aangbian]

toph blind jokes will always be funny bc it’s always sokka at the scene of the crime

[ɔɔɔᴉʌɔᴉʅs @_SlicVic_]

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[white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty]

I have genuinely not felt a rush like this in over 5 years

[💎🍾 @TheRocSupremacy]

Yes, by its President.

[🐝 @beyzhive]

mind you, there is no “lgb” without the T.

[✨smoke mommy✨ @wxfflestomp]

I hate when I accidentally make jokes about hating the cops & then the person’s like “my grandpas a cop” ok well fuuuuuck your grandpa

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

Oh he was PISSED 😭😭😭😭😭

[aisha #5INNER @mikkosluvr]

call me woke idc but glamorizing hard drugs will never be cunty to me

[×͜× @RuggedRyan_]

Those overly religious people are some of the worst people you’ll ever meet .

[chance swago ͜× @babs_laylow]

wearing an outfit and looking exactly the way you imagined is the best feeling ever

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[politickle @misandriz]

this might seem trivial to some but this is how men often disrupt women's fun, take pleasure in their discomfort and then gaslight them by labeling their reactions as crazy or over-the-top

[salomon @ohnoidontkno]

I think therapists should all be a lot harder on people and tell them things like “you need to grow up” and “your own actions are making your life worse”

[oracle 𝟙𝟛🐺 @StormEllimac]

what i see when i close my eyes:

[Vαɳҽʂʂα🐤🐣🐥 @DreamsSarcastic]

Hacker : I have all your passwords

Me : OMG thank you what are they

[🪶 𒉭 Ethical Scientist 𓆣 ⚰️ @EvilLargeBug]

In another life I am a weird ass plant

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before

[nessa @fcburkhart]

idk who needs to hear this, but tv writers need to bring back the 22 episodes per season formula. bring back holiday episodes, birthdays, and fillers. i’m tired of having to wait a year or more for a season that has 6-10 episodes.

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

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