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[✨ @ab_ayaa]

The older you get the more you appreciate just staying at home and doing nothing

[Shehbaz Sharif @CMShehbaz]

Following intensive talks, we are pleased to announce that the Peace Deal between the United States of America and Islamic Republic of Iran has been REACHED. Both sides have declared the immediate and permanent termination of military operations on all fronts, including in Lebanon.

The official signing ceremony will be on Friday, 19 June in Switzerland.

We would like to thank the United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran for their commitment to finding a diplomatic solution to the conflict. We would also like to extend our sincere appreciation to our brothers in this mediation effort, the great leadership of State of Qatar, for their support in reaching this agreement. I would also especially thank the visionary leadership of Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and Republic of Türkiye for their immense contributions in this regard.

With the agreement now in place, mediators will facilitate a series of meetings this week. These pre-implementation discussions will lay the foundation for the technical talks and the official signing ceremony.

@realDonaldTrump
@JDVance
@SecRubio
@SteveWitkoff
@SEPeaceMissions
@drpezeshkian
@mb_ghalibaf
@araghchi

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Water is wet.

[Bashar Zapen @BasharZapen]

If you ever feel ugly or sad, remember that at least you're not so ugly that your foreign minister accused a magazine of a hate crime for showing it 🤗

[Amir @AmirAminiMD]

Netanyahu is arguably the only criminal in human history who has managed to stay out of prison by openly committing infinitely more heinous crimes.

[The Protagonist @protagonist_xi]

"Is that your culture? I don't like it."

[Amock_ @Amockx2022]

THIS IS ULTRA SAVAGE 🔥

Journalist –– Why do you think President Trump posted that photo depicting Jesus?

🇺🇸 Rep Nancy –– "You should ask a psychiatrist. It needs diagnosis, not conversation" 😂

[Dr.Sam Youssef Ph.D.,Ph.D.,DPT. @drhossamsamy65]

- Abbas Araghchi tweeted that negotiations were proceeding smoothly until late last night.
- JD Vance, the Vice President of America, was part of the negotiation team.
- Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner unexpectedly interrupted the talks, despite not being present initially.
- They conveyed a message from Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu during the negotiations.
- Following a call from Netanyahu to JD Vance, the negotiations ultimately failed.
- This incident highlights Israel's significant influence on American diplomacy and foreign policy.

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: A federal judge says Pam Bondi still has to testify on the Epstein Files even though she got fired “because we’re not about to play childish peekaboo games with pedophile protectors in my courtroom.”

[Dr. Najat Abdul-Aziz @theafroaussie]

https://t.co/dAoIttnXRW

[Kim Dotcom @KimDotcom]

Told my wife to have dinner ready at 6 or I will obliterate her entire civilization.

She now charges me a fee to use the bathroom, that used to be free, and I didn't get dinner. WTF

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Sums it up quickly doesn’t she?

[Phillygirl @24tog]

The best thing about Amazon is they rather refund you than have a conversation about it

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

A piece of Palestine, Lebanon, Syria, Jordan and Saudi Arabia

[Bill Johnson @Bill43111]

The unbelievable story about the missing pilot that was rescued disappeared faster than Trump’s ear injury.

[Tehran Tadhg @TadhgHickey]

It's almost like we've heard all this horseshit before.

[Iranian Force @MrImranPk]

Retweet if you believe Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[Ana Kasparian @AnaKasparian]

No, it’s over. It’s not just a regime issue in Israel. It’s a societal issue. We’ll never forget.

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

There will never be peace in the world while Israel exists.

[Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @RepJasmine]

If Pam Bondi thinks that she doesn't have to show up and testify before the House Oversight Committee about her cover-up of the Epstein files just because she got fired — she has another thing coming.

We subpoenaed Pam, regardless of her employment status. We expect to see her next week, or she can expect to be held in contempt of Congress. Time is up for these games. The survivors deserve justice, and the American people deserve answers.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

CONGRATULATIONS TO TRUMP ON OPENING THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ, ESPECIALLY SINCE HE'S THE ONE WHO GOT IT CLOSED. IT TAKES A REAL MAN TO OPEN AND CLOSE THE SAME DOOR. ALSO, CONGRATS TO DONALD ON THINKING HE'D LOSE THE WAR IN 4-6 WEEKS BUT INSTEAD LOSING IT IN 38 DAYS. AHEAD OF SCHEDULE!