Abby Cooke

you meet the nicest nuts

[Abby Cooke @ab_cookie]

take care of yourself & do what makes you happy

[yell “NURSE!” for me @thebigattitude]

"THEY CAN'T MANDATE NURSES BE VACCINATED"
.....homie I know I was not the only one to have to bring vaccine records of every shot I've received since I was born AND have titers drawn to work here.
"BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHAT'S IN IT"
what was in your MMR/hep B/TDAP?

[Abby Cooke @ab_cookie]

The hypocrisy. Imagine if the people providing "the care they deserve" wrote that in their note...they'd get fired. Top execs get a spotlight in a new article.

[Abby Cooke @ab_cookie]

"Dr. LouAnn Woodward, the top executive at the University of Mississippi Medical Center. “When you are in disaster mode and trying to keep your finger on the leak in the dike, you can’t give every patient the care they deserve,” she said." NY Times article https://t.co/OetO9MomUX

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

The vaccinated “honor system” feels dicey.

[Abby Cooke @ab_cookie]

@stupiddumbgirll half of them will end in divorce, pretty sure that's statistically speaking so don't sweat it

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

when I say I want improved public transportation, this is what I have in mind

[Duffy 🌈 @MelissatheDuffy]

I hate that teeth require so much specific care, the rest of my bones are so low maintenance

[Abby Cooke @ab_cookie]

but what if you have reached that certain age and sometimes your job requires you to pull an all night...

[Rads @_radsy]

once you reach a certain age if you pull an all-nighter, you die

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

It's a full-time job.

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

This happened.

Why? The Trump campaign is seriously working to undermine democracy right now.

This isn’t what patriots do.
It’s what dictators do.

Fox News cuts away from Kayleigh McEnany news conference after she alleges vote fraud with no evidence https://t.co/mMPMNqPhyl

[Iris Blasi @IrisBlasi]

It took 38 days following Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s death for the Senate to confirm a new Supreme Court Justice.

It’s been *215 days* since the Senate passed a covid relief package with one-time $1200 stimulus checks.

The wheels of government only turn slowly when they want to.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Wear a mask.

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

damn. if only the 200,000+ who died had just tried not letting it dominate their lives

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

When you die of COVID-19, you die alone.

[Zach Schonfeld @zzzzaaaacccchhh]

Every RNC speech is like "This dangerous national unrest that is occurring now, three years into the Trump presidency, will NOT happen when Donald Trump is president"

[xx ꜱᴘʀɪᴛᴇ’ꜱ ᴡʀʟᴅ 🥤 @sodamom23]

You gon send your kid to school with the Paw Patrol mask and he gon come home with a Spider Man mask because he made a trade at lunch. Whole school gon be shut down the next day.

[Donald Trump Is Trying To Kill Us All @KayleighLies]

I'm no Epidemiologist, but if 9 guys can't play with a ball, outside on a big field and not get Coronavirus, millions of kids can't go back to school.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Donald Trump voted by mail. You should be able to as well.