hey comedy people did you know I've mainly dropped this account and now mainly use @fuchs1apunk? It's true! Find me there! Giz a follow! I rarely log onto this one!
I have an online comedy gig coming up! I'll share the social media stuff once it's out, but i just want to let you all know it's my last comedy gig before going on hiatus. I'm taking a break from comedy gigs to focus on my studies, work and other projects.
Proud to announce the launch of my latest NFT:
'This World of Ours', an art installation that dumps toxic amounts of mercury in the water supply while releasing record-breaking levels of CO2 in the air. Bidding opens soon!
'The artistic event of the year' - PLONK! Magazine
You know, I'm something of as̶̳̤̻̙͖̗̱̰̟̜̱̓̒̈͑̏̒̒́͋̅̂͝c̶̡̛̛̦͖͈͖͖̮̲̣̯̝̠̈́̅͒͋́̀͊͒͐͑̏̋̀͗̚̚̚͠i̷̲̯̫͇̻͍͇̘̗͔͚̼͈̤̟͍͖̓̋̒̄̌̆̕͝͠ͅȩ̴̡̢̧̛̖͍͍̙̣̳̻͕̹̺͎̩̬̱͂̇̀̈̈́̅̄͌̿̉̃̋̕͝ņ̸̦͔̻̱̦̱̝̣͓̪̜̥̱͕͕̝͎̍̀̓̉̀͒̓̏̋͆̓͂̏̆̃͝c̶̭̯̫̖͉̻͓̟̽̿͗̂͗̕͠ mysę̴̧̠̮̰̹̣̣̲̋l̸͉̂͋̉̑͊͗̚f̸̧͚͈͍̠̟̀̏̈̓̔̊͊̈́͂
@roisincaird @stepheniscowboy oh shit yeah *facepalm* I did do that
I did make an english dude sell me a framed photo of the hand of god goal at the National Football Museum in Manchester. it was a good time
STREAM UPDATE: Listen up, I'm going live with Final Fantasy VII in 1 hour. NINETEEN of you voted for me to spend 3 hours raising Chocobos. I know for a fact I don't have 19 of you tuning in every time, so if you voted for Chocobos YOU BETTER TURN UP, LOSER https://t.co/GLJTcRulWe
THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR WATCHING LAST NIGHT!❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤
What a brilliant concoction of comedy! Thanks to @PaulPmcdaniel @raheil999 @ab_silvera @roisincaird @SockfaceSimpson & all our amazing sketch contributors! If you missed it you can still catch it on our FB page! #comedy
GIG REMINDER: Tonight, 7pm, I'm doing stand-up with @thediversityqu1! It's pay-what-you-want, streamed for free on https://t.co/7Dznjq6PqC!
More info:
https://t.co/jlBONacRA9
See you then!
Just one day to go until the Diversity Quota Zoom Special featuring @PaulPmcdaniel @raheil999 @ab_silvera @roisincaird @SockfaceSimpson sketches, prizes and more! Tomorrow at 19:00, streaming on the DQ facebook page! Pay What You Want show!
https://t.co/8K2E7yuwDP
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the history of British foods is like
'Bourbon biscuits were created in 1837 by Lord Jonathan Castlewhyte, Archduke of Montsmouth, honouring his late wife, Lady Catherine Kent. He named after their summer home*'
*info omitted from official history: this was a slave plantation
I'm going to tweet on this thread every time I write a new joke.
I WROTE A JOKE! Maybe if you're good tomorrow I'll tell you where you can hear it soon!
The Great Lesbian Ban of 2020 proceeds apace, now joined by The Great Argentinean Ban of 2021
let my people go (don't, stop the spread, wear a mask, get a grip, fuck)
https://t.co/tw7aSfmyy1
7 days to go until the DQ Zoom Special, and our 3rd act is the amazing AB Silvera! @fuchs1apunk
Catch her and other acts on Wed 20th Jan, at 19:00pm!
PAY WHAT YOU WANT!
Event here: https://t.co/HFciLzbdyY
Donate here: https://t.co/4hQbeAnShT
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#comedy#Livestream
So, I told you I had two gigs coming up, right? This is one of them! January 20th, 7pm.
What's the other one? It's this Friday but it's totally sold out. What a bummer for you! You have NO CHOICE but to attend this Diversity Quota gig on January 20th! GET IN LOSER
Diversity Quota is back for an online Zoom Special, starring @SockfaceSimpson @PaulPmcdaniel @roisincaird @raheil999 @fuchs1apunk, sketches, prizes and more!
Pay What You Want show! Streaming on the DQ Facebook page at 19:00pm Wed. Jan 20th!
See you there!
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤
#comedy