A.B. Silvera

sometimes a comedian

[A.B. Silvera @ab_silvera]

hey comedy people did you know I've mainly dropped this account and now mainly use @fuchs1apunk? It's true! Find me there! Giz a follow! I rarely log onto this one!

[A.B. Silvera @ab_silvera]

FYI 👇

[Ari Silvera - bad jokes for 5 quid @fuchs1apunk]

I have an online comedy gig coming up! I'll share the social media stuff once it's out, but i just want to let you all know it's my last comedy gig before going on hiatus. I'm taking a break from comedy gigs to focus on my studies, work and other projects.

[Ari Silvera - bad jokes for 5 quid @fuchs1apunk]

Proud to announce the launch of my latest NFT:

'This World of Ours', an art installation that dumps toxic amounts of mercury in the water supply while releasing record-breaking levels of CO2 in the air. Bidding opens soon!

'The artistic event of the year' - PLONK! Magazine

[A.B. Silvera @ab_silvera]

@Rois_Kenny it's my way of saying 'yes, it does, shit, sorry you're dealing with this, here to chat if need x'

[A.B. Silvera @ab_silvera]

@Rois_Kenny hi

[Ari Silvera - bad jokes for 5 quid @fuchs1apunk]

You know, I'm something of as̶̳̤̻̙͖̗̱̰̟̜̱̓̒̈͑̏̒̒́͋̅̂͝c̶̡̛̛̦͖͈͖͖̮̲̣̯̝̠̈́̅͒͋́̀͊͒͐͑̏̋̀͗̚̚̚͠i̷̲̯̫͇̻͍͇̘̗͔͚̼͈̤̟͍͖̓̋̒̄̌̆̕͝͠ͅȩ̴̡̢̧̛̖͍͍̙̣̳̻͕̹̺͎̩̬̱͂̇̀̈̈́̅̄͌̿̉̃̋̕͝ņ̸̦͔̻̱̦̱̝̣͓̪̜̥̱͕͕̝͎̍̀̓̉̀͒̓̏̋͆̓͂̏̆̃͝c̶̭̯̫̖͉̻͓̟̽̿͗̂͗̕͠ mysę̴̧̠̮̰̹̣̣̲̋l̸͉̂͋̉̑͊͗̚f̸̧͚͈͍̠̟̀̏̈̓̔̊͊̈́͂

[A.B. Silvera @ab_silvera]

I'm performing tonight! Check out the details here:

[Funny Women @funnywomen]

As part of our 12 hour stream, this Saturday, celebrating #IWD2021, you'll also be able to enjoy cabaret beaming in from bonnie Scotland! #FWATW #ChooseToChallenge

@The_Daft_Duo @ab_silvera @ambushthesalon

https://t.co/t38AmxbqEX

[Funny Women @funnywomen]

As part of our 12 hour stream, this Saturday, celebrating #IWD2021, you'll also be able to enjoy cabaret beaming in from bonnie Scotland! #FWATW #ChooseToChallenge

@The_Daft_Duo @ab_silvera @ambushthesalon

https://t.co/t38AmxbqEX

[A.B. Silvera @ab_silvera]

@roisincaird @stepheniscowboy oh shit yeah *facepalm* I did do that

I did make an english dude sell me a framed photo of the hand of god goal at the National Football Museum in Manchester. it was a good time

[Ari Silvera - bad jokes for 5 quid @fuchs1apunk]

STREAM UPDATE: Listen up, I'm going live with Final Fantasy VII in 1 hour. NINETEEN of you voted for me to spend 3 hours raising Chocobos. I know for a fact I don't have 19 of you tuning in every time, so if you voted for Chocobos YOU BETTER TURN UP, LOSER https://t.co/GLJTcRulWe

[The Diversity Quota @thediversityqu1]

THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR WATCHING LAST NIGHT!❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤
What a brilliant concoction of comedy! Thanks to @PaulPmcdaniel @raheil999 @ab_silvera @roisincaird @SockfaceSimpson & all our amazing sketch contributors! If you missed it you can still catch it on our FB page! #comedy

[A.B. Silvera @ab_silvera]

and another reminder I GOT A GIG TONIGHT YOU GUISE

[Ari Silvera - bad jokes for 5 quid @fuchs1apunk]

GIG REMINDER: Tonight, 7pm, I'm doing stand-up with @thediversityqu1! It's pay-what-you-want, streamed for free on https://t.co/7Dznjq6PqC!

More info:

https://t.co/jlBONacRA9

See you then!

[A.B. Silvera @ab_silvera]

Reminder I'm gigging tomorrow! 7pm! GET IN IT IS ONLINE YOU CAN WATCH THIS ANYWHERE

[The Diversity Quota @thediversityqu1]

Just one day to go until the Diversity Quota Zoom Special featuring @PaulPmcdaniel @raheil999 @ab_silvera @roisincaird @SockfaceSimpson sketches, prizes and more! Tomorrow at 19:00, streaming on the DQ facebook page! Pay What You Want show!
https://t.co/8K2E7yuwDP
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤

[A.B. Silvera @ab_silvera]

Feel like pure shit just want her back x

[Ari Silvera - bad jokes for 5 quid @fuchs1apunk]

the history of British foods is like

'Bourbon biscuits were created in 1837 by Lord Jonathan Castlewhyte, Archduke of Montsmouth, honouring his late wife, Lady Catherine Kent. He named after their summer home*'

*info omitted from official history: this was a slave plantation

[A.B. Silvera @ab_silvera]

I wrote another joke! Just as well as I have a gig in less than 2 hours!

[A.B. Silvera @ab_silvera]

I'm going to tweet on this thread every time I write a new joke.

I WROTE A JOKE! Maybe if you're good tomorrow I'll tell you where you can hear it soon!

[A.B. Silvera @ab_silvera]

The Great Lesbian Ban of 2020 proceeds apace, now joined by The Great Argentinean Ban of 2021

let my people go (don't, stop the spread, wear a mask, get a grip, fuck)

https://t.co/tw7aSfmyy1

[The Diversity Quota @thediversityqu1]

7 days to go until the DQ Zoom Special, and our 3rd act is the amazing AB Silvera! @fuchs1apunk
Catch her and other acts on Wed 20th Jan, at 19:00pm!
PAY WHAT YOU WANT!
Event here: https://t.co/HFciLzbdyY
Donate here: https://t.co/4hQbeAnShT
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤
#comedy #Livestream

[A.B. Silvera @ab_silvera]

So, I told you I had two gigs coming up, right? This is one of them! January 20th, 7pm.

What's the other one? It's this Friday but it's totally sold out. What a bummer for you! You have NO CHOICE but to attend this Diversity Quota gig on January 20th! GET IN LOSER

[The Diversity Quota @thediversityqu1]

Diversity Quota is back for an online Zoom Special, starring @SockfaceSimpson @PaulPmcdaniel @roisincaird @raheil999 @fuchs1apunk, sketches, prizes and more!
Pay What You Want show! Streaming on the DQ Facebook page at 19:00pm Wed. Jan 20th!
See you there!
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤
#comedy