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@ManUtd ⚽/kilifi #003🌊/

[Ucey @abaed__]

@ntsa_kenya do you respond to DM's???

[Dayvon Bennett @DayvonBennet27]

"Tunakuaminia mkuu" is a line used to cheer you as you fuck up shit

[Klaus @Martoh__]

Ukiwacha kufikiria about better days na uanze kuishi a day at a time utapunguza stress mingi sana ju ata kuna chances you might have lived your better days already

[Thanos (25/26 🏆) @Muchang_i]

I hate how men hate themselves, mnakuanga so hard on yourselves hata hautaki kujipenda hata kidogo, u can take a woman out for lunch umbuyie lunch ya 3k na wewe mwenyewe huezi jipeleka pahali ukule meal ya mia tano. Jipende Bro and take it easy on yourself

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

me at someone’s house fighting for my life not to put my legs up on their couch

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Your entire nervous system relaxes when your finances are in order.

[Wayward🧸 @Hustleorbeg7]

When u don’t have money and ur gf still loves u, it really annoys her friends.

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Me as a therapist: Na umejaribu kutoka Nairobi

[Kiki @Njoki_Njanja]

We need to JFK this nigga…

[🇪🇸 @marigawept]

Salary ilidelay nkainivite my then gf sleepover nikamshow I won't be able to get her treats she's used to labda tukule ugali mayai tudoz akasema tureschedule adi siku kichele itaingia.Niliumwa ajab but atleast that day I knew she's in love with Spiderman not Peter Parker

[⚖️Preston @pr3stonK]

“As the man..” ndio kusema nini wewe?😭😭💀He can keep the compound and the bananas

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

i’m having the most peaceful crashout of my life rn.. like i’m going insane, but also just chilling and vibing. i’m stressed about a bunch of stuff, but at the same time i’m not. i don't know how to explain it..

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

you have no business talking to a girl that can’t afford transport fare in 2026.

[he/him who eats. @justwellington]

Bro to bro: this could be our last World Cup without kids 😔

[LEGAH @Legah_tr_]

No amount of Rain should tempt you as a man to carry an umbrella please 🙏🏾

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Hii age ya 25-35 years Ni mbaya Sana.

Ukifanya makosa moja tu ivi, unaeza chizi ama Maisha yako iende pabaya. Ukieza make a good decision, your 40s will be the best.

It all boils down to choices and decisions we make.

[First Doctor @FirstDoctor]

Never take for granted a body that wakes up and functions without a medical crisis attached to it. That is grace.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

“A homeless man died of hunger but there was food at his funeral.”

- Oscar Wilde

[MISH-iveve 🇰🇪 @MishBosslady__]

He no longer needs to go. He needs to die.

[arrryyyy 🐐 @dube1286]

One guy has messed up the mental health of an entire country.