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@ManUtd ⚽/kilifi #003🌊/

[🇸🇭🇰🇪㋡ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ™ 🦷ⓕⓐⓝ @Its_Jaymo]

@NafunaOkemwa He who tickles a mad woman in the night should not act surprise when the mad woman tickles him on a market day.

[Owichezzz🐐 @PiocheBrio]

Away upepo iliwahi gonganisha mlango roho ikasimama

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

Very many women still aspire to a family; to a husband & kids. They should attend the Masika masterclass if they want to. If all you aspire to is a cat & a nose ring, we will call you for the ginger cat & nose ring conventions. We're not responsible for your problems with men.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

No debt. Perfect weight. 8 hours of sleep. Mental health in check. Clean diet. Zero alcohol. That was my prime era. I was 10.

[Ɍøøꝁ✝️ @mk_psycho_]

Millennials walikua wanaita short tempered person ati "Wrong number" 😂

[𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗔 @iamjoseh_]

Death nayo ni final. Yaani you take your last breath and that’s it. Mambo yako inaishia hapo. No coming back to explain yourself, no second chances, no fixing unfinished business. Life just moves on without you. It’s a sobering thought when you really sit with it.

[Ṫea @yb_diano]

Handsome flamboyant son of Caesar ndio naamka, naangalia simu napata hey nilituma jana imevalishwa jezi ya Manjesta city...enyewe no one is above the program

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Mwanaume haufai kukosa some form of anasa that you spend money on apart from your domestic responsibilities..Your whole life can't just be about kutafutia bibi akae smart,kusomesha watoto na kufikiria about their future.get out and have something for your soul and body!

[Bronupdates @Bronupdates]

LeBron and Savannah James show Vogue around their Los Angeles home and share some of their most prized possessions, including NBA championship trophies, luxury watches, and rare cars. 🏡🔥

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

@gacikiraMD You believed your uncle can do a 3 bedroom house for 1.2m.

I think your opinion here reminds me of the role of a fridge magnet in making my drinks cold.

[Stakabadhi @gufydox]

Si mpendane tu huku nje. Mnunulie maua. Pelekaneni on cute dates. Communicate intentionally. Fanyeni tabia mbaya seriously. Apologise. Itaneni malenge na big head. Finish her plate. Buy him a football jersey. Andikianeni mabarua.

Small small things.

[moa⚕️ @morgan879475]

Tukuinvolve aje na unawatch fisi zikiongea titok

[𝔄 𝔭𝔦𝔪𝔭 𝔫𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔡 𝔰𝔩𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔟𝔞𝔠𝔨✪ @Chepremacy]

I raise you " Harlot"

[Joe @jojo__joe]

Pesa ikiianza kuiingia vizuri, upgrade that phone, upgrade your grooming, and buy yourself new kicks. Coz I've learnt that these are things that if you keep on postponing, walai you will never buy them.

[Pan @pangrey123]

I have two milestones at work :

1. Lunch
2. Leaving

[Skeka @onlyskeka]

Nimenotice naishi a very lonely life. Sidhani niko na real friends. Contact list iko tu na wasee tunajuana. Apart from wazazi hakuna mtu anaweza nicall kunijulia hali ama salamu tu. Nikiona call najuanga kuna kitu msee anataka. Is this normal for men ama ni pekeyangu?

[Chizzy🌻 @ayam_Chizzy]

“This movie contains sex, nudity, and substance abuse.”

Very good! That’s exactly why I’m here. ☺️

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

You know what they say about The Dobler-Dahmer theory?

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Jamaa wa 9-5 sahii wamefungua dirisha za sitting room juu nyumba mzima inanuka kiwi,kesho ni plantation . Bwana these people just pray for them,its not easy

[Michatha @MichathaHaha]

wtf did 'ilibidi niokoke ndio niwashe jiko' mean ?😭