Alex Balasek

Have Less. Do More!🏝🦋🏔🍀🏕

[Alex Balasek @abalasek]

#BestBarRileys

[Alex Balasek @abalasek]

@MrsRogersToBe I’m so freaking excited!!!!!! I miss you❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Alex Balasek @abalasek]

@BernieSanders Can we discuss those of us Americans who live in CA and how the $600 doesn’t even cover one months rent?

[Alex Balasek @abalasek]

This election gives me hope.

[Alex Balasek @abalasek]

Okay hear me out. The show SMASH... but @Lin_Manuel creating Hamilton!

[Alex Balasek @abalasek]

Okay COVID, I’m getting real tired of you fucking shit up for me.

[Emily Heller @MrEmilyHeller]

At this point in 2016 Clinton was winning polls in Wisconsin, Michigan, Florida, and Pennsylvania by more than Biden is now and she still lost all those states so let's stay vigilant motherfuckers

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

2020 Vice Presidential Debate MVP

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Fracking is bad, actually

[Alex Balasek @abalasek]

Megan Thee Stallion’s performance on SNL😍 beyond amazing!! @nbcsnl killed it last night!

[Alex Balasek @abalasek]

Update: I bought wings.

[Alex Balasek @abalasek]

All I want is to for someone to deliver food to my apt, but I spent $60 on a new program for my class😭😭😭😭

[Alex Balasek @abalasek]

@Madsbads Praised be

[Alex Balasek @abalasek]

My job mainly consists of reminding 11 year old students to put on their glasses.

[Blake Peterson @Turbos_Thoughts]

The air quality is so toxic in Chico right now I'm worried some of yall are gonna try and date it

[Alex Balasek @abalasek]

If you thought gold was a white man sport, try adding a frisbee to it.

[Alex Balasek @abalasek]

My love language is sending Tik toks

[Alex Balasek @abalasek]

Does anyone know how to download the full Hamilton soundtrack? Like the deleted songs and everything? I would be forever grateful!! #helpless

[Alex Balasek @abalasek]

Just a little pro tip to those spontaneous type: the reason yo girl doesn’t say yes to your impromptu date night is because she hasn’t taken the necessary steps to be ready for a “date night”! #letagitlshave

[Alex Balasek @abalasek]

Much better!!!! It was a good choice!

[Alex Balasek @abalasek]

“Wow a salad sounds really good today!” Gets tacos instead.