Andrew

an exclusive look into the mind of a corporate spin control specialist

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

oh no 😬

[Andrew @abalta_13]

@XH_Lee23 We just gonna ignore how China even got around to making 5th-gen fighters in the first place? *cough* Su Bin *cough*

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Iran: Weeks away from having nuclear weapons since 1995

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Omg I can’t believe it, they actually changed the name on the maps

[Andrew @abalta_13]

@IcyVert Narrator: “what they failed to realize, is that they are not and never will be the Patriots”

[Andrew @abalta_13]

Best non-Patriots Super Bowl I’ve ever watched

[Andrew @abalta_13]

@SavageSports_ @quicksnappod Bill also intentionally did not take a timeout (when SEA assumed NE would) in order to give Pete less time to think and really force him into the pass play

[mae @_maecol]

I love cutting off teslas. Like u may not let me merge over but ur car sure as fuck will

[Andrew @abalta_13]

@djacksonweather @FadeHubb Stick to your streaming bud. You should have your license revoked.

[Andrew @abalta_13]

@asapkage_ @FadeHubb You should have your license revoked

[will @twothickscoops]

“I hate small talk” is such a common opinion but I cannot relate in the slightest. Talking about jack shit with someone I will likely never meet again is like a drug for me

[Andrew @abalta_13]

Gen Z kids are waaaaaayyyyy too socially awkward to be working in the service industry bro 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Andrew @abalta_13]

@BeltParkway @slootthereitis @brandenflasch @JimOffAir @AskLyft It is technically not on your record until you’re formally served for the ticket. Letter in the mail does not count

[Andrew @abalta_13]

@MattWalshBlog

[Andrew @abalta_13]

@JonathanFast9 @darwintojesus Ethics has entered the chat

[Andrew @abalta_13]

@Leonardaisfunny Tips are earned, not given

[Ken Gardner @KenGardner11]

I really don’t understand why both campaigns want to end taxation on tips. Tips are income. Why are people whose income comes from sources other than tips not getting the same treatment. What makes them so special other than NV being a swing state in a presidential election year?

[Clint Fiore 🦬 DM for Biz Deals @ClintFiore]

but seriously, do Trump and Harris know that if "no taxes on tips" becomes a thing, everyone will try to be paid for everything with tips?

[niamh @battymoth]

why did they call it the Paris Olympics and not Oui Sports