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[adam @abarnardclare]

dudes need to go outside 😭

[pnorm @paleonormie]

you need 6.8 million young women interested in dating men who work in the trades if you want to entice them to do that. If your plan doesn't include that it's an incomplete plan

[garfieldbot @robertlasagna1]

Look man i "get it", I "get" the idea of coasters, I'm not a fucking moron, you don't want to damage your nice table you spent a lot of money on. I'm just saying, what is the table in the first place if not a coaster for the floor. I'm just saying, where does it end

[Bibawen @asimbawe]

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[T.U.E @TheUpperEnt]

Pa Salieu teases new music. �

[Chris Shaw @kalahar1]

The worst thing that ever happened to the climate movement was
1. allowing a rich debate about how we might live to be reduced to a bleak, sterile calculation about decarbonising electricity supply and
2. assuming our enemy is fossil fuel companies, not capitalism as a whole.

[CWU @CWUnews]

How do we build a better society? Be more like Darren ❤️

[17• @sergetrevorr]

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[adam @abarnardclare]

@Libertarian__UK @BandoraLaura @AaronBastani the uk is not europe lol, are we not right wing enough for you to not be crying for more

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

crazy to be burning a pride flag while wearing suction fit jeans that are only considered acceptable today because men challenged gender norms 20 years ago

[zantae 🦇 @DeathAngelUSA]

I have to share this again: “Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.”

[Sophie 〓〓 @soupyferns]

So funny how much I would’ve physically died for a Labour victory between 2014 and 2022 and now it’s happening I can’t even muster up a small chuckle. I can’t have SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[adam @abarnardclare]

@MovetheWorld9 @_rubberbaron @CrimeLdn how on earth have u reached that conclusion

[ray @zombieinmybody]

favorite crime

[Jash Dholani @oldbooksguy]

Tucker Carlson: "Moscow has not been degraded by postmodern architecture that destroys your spirit"

Chris Cuomo: "You believe postmodern architecture is designed to kill your spirit?!"

Tucker: "Of course." Cuomo: "Why?"

Tucker's answer will blow your mind. A rant for the ages:

[FEAR OF ECLIPSE @bxksintokyo]

Radiohead freestyle- Thank you for being apart of my 2023 see you next year 🫂

[Shasti @sh44sti]

this is how a white guy imagines himself when he says “inshallah”

[Rory McCarthy @roryisconfused]

Well,

[issa tamil ting🧞‍♀️ @ssarangaa]

thank the Lord i’m tamil 💅🏽