Aisling

Dwight you ignorant slut

[Aisling @abarrettxx]

I’m calling on my MP @sallyann1066 to back Long Live The Local. Pubs and breweries need our support! Sign today at https://t.co/5INs557Gvs #longlivethelocal

[Aisling @abarrettxx]

@BLive A house I recently moved into had that sketched onto a wall. Had to get a priest over to rid the house of the evil spirits

[Aisling @abarrettxx]

Why are so many people cropping their dogs ears?! It's legit animal abuse and don't come at me with any 'it's medical' bullshit because it isn't.

[Aisling @abarrettxx]

If a girl says something along the lines of 'I like fuck boys' it makes me cringe to my core. Being proud of admitting you like being treated like shit isn't something you should tell people

[Jack D 🏳️‍🌈 @JackDunc1]

Matt Hancock found guilty of corruption. Boris Johnson using public money to fund an affair. Priti Patel spending expensing 77k on eyebrows

All met with media silence

But Diane Abbott drank a mojito on a train once and it was front page news for a week.

[Aisling @abarrettxx]

Knowing I'm finally going to go to Vegas next year makes me very happy. Get me to that black jack table baby

[Aisling @abarrettxx]

@Cgmarsh94 He's meeting a potential baby mamma today 😍

[Aisling @abarrettxx]

I really really really really really really want another english bulldog

[Aisling @abarrettxx]

@__hannahmayr I said something similar to this the other week 😂 seems a box for every fucking occasion

[Aisling @abarrettxx]

If you can watch a video of a hair being pulled out of a dirty plug and not gag, you aren't human

[Aisling @abarrettxx]

I love sleeping downstairs on the sofa every so often. No one tell James or the dog but they're both awful to share a bed with

[Aisling @abarrettxx]

I must have unsubscribed from @easyJet marketing emails at least six times yet they continue to email me. Can someone please make sure I'm removed from your milaing list.

[PubicZirconium @PubicZirconium]

when someone messages me a minute after i login to work

[Aisling @abarrettxx]

Didn't win the Euromillions. Piss take

[Aisling @abarrettxx]

I really miss getting dressed up

[Aisling @abarrettxx]

@Scroobiuspipyo @Devils_Finger This one is always pretty eye opening. Infuriates me that some peoples first reaction is 'oh they're probably lying', which makes you understand why sadly so little cases are actually reported.

[Aisling @abarrettxx]

@LanaGraceHood same

[Aisling @abarrettxx]

@MrCraigRobinson @thejennascott Or ''B.T.B' bring those bubbles'

[Aisling @abarrettxx]

@lspraggan Some serious small dick energy going on there Don

[Aisling @abarrettxx]

@Cgmarsh94 Woooo. Glad they've finally given you a date!

[Aisling @abarrettxx]

Only 9 days until we move into a proper house. So excited to be able to occupy myself with decorating and DIY