T-Lex

Alexa, play Despacito.

[T-Lex @abaum318]

@CookOut will you cater my wedding

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Being a fish look like navy seal training these days

[Delta @Delta]

Raise your hand if you need a vacation. 🙋

[liv @Olivia_Grace08]

Attention girls with a bf, I just got one today. Do I need to walk it? What does it eat? Can it wash its own clothes? Pls help

[James @CaucasianJames]

the number 69 is funny because it’s a sex position

[Kelley O'Hara @kelleymohara]

First time I’ve never wanted a flight to end 😍 😩

[T-Lex @abaum318]

@tuftedtitm0use #relatable

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

We got no troubles 🦞
Life is the bubbles 🐡
Under the sea 🐠

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

saw myself in a bathing suit today and hot girl summer is CANCELLED, hot personality summer is now ON

[PRADANGEL @angeIictearss]

She looks like she’s about to marry a rich father with redhead twins

[kristin @krisw1998]

him: “she’s probably out cheating on me”

me at the club all night:

[dani @daniwolfeee]

My husband doesn’t believe that it’s bad for your hair to wash it everyday & that I’m fcking weird for skipping a day

So girls, for the love of god, please help me out:

‘RT’ if you don’t wash your hair everyday

‘Like’ if you do

[T-Lex @abaum318]

@tuftedtitm0use Laying down is my passion

[Noel 🇵🇷 @NoelSznn]

Me: “Spell ICUP”

Friend: “ I-C-U-P”

Everyone in the 1st grade class: