Abbi

"I turned my nightmares into fireflies and caught them in a jar"

[Abbi @abb9iswords]

Mosh pit-atoes

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

remember when percy jackson used a ipod to fight medusa? that was cinema

[Aamna Qureshi @aamnaqureshi_]

when will greta gerwig make a movie about HER

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

I’m VERY excited to show you the back cover of Speak Now (my version) including the vault tracks and collaborations with Hayley Williams from @paramore and @falloutboy. Since Speak Now was all about my songwriting, I decided to go to the artists who I feel influenced me most powerfully as a lyricist at that time and ask them to sing on the album. They’re so cool and generous for agreeing to support my version of Speak Now. I recorded this album when I was 32 (and still growing up, now) and can’t wait to unveil it all to you on July 7th. https://t.co/NoneI6kxdH

📷: Beth Garrabrant

[sam 🤍 @sam_dorothea13]

This scene is similar to the one in the 1989 section of the lover house.
"My life is like a fish bowl, and if I were to fall in love, somebody's choosing to be in that fish bowl with me, to live in that world just with me"
credit: @TheSwiftSociety

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

What if The Bell had a yearly wrap-up?

"You bought 217 Baja Blasts in 2022."
"You were in the top .01% of 1am drive-thru orders."
"You only spilled sauce on your shirt six times."

[Abbi @abb9iswords]

@taylorswift13 - @Ticketmaster making it so your fans can’t get to your show or can’t afford your show 😢😢

[sam sims @ssam_simss]

Too many Christmas rom-coms, not nearly enough Halloween rom-coms

[madi is a showgirl @ivyslippedaway]

imagine showing this headline to 2016 swifties enduring the drought before reputation 💀

[maybe: agnes @maybeagnes]

being a trinket person is all fun + games until it’s time to move

[Variety @Variety]

Taylor Swift just announced a new album, out October 21.

https://t.co/YuuAb325Rt

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

"Don't judge a book by its cover" is maybe some of the worst advice we received as kids. What were we supposed to do, at 8 years old like "ah yes I heard this author give an exquisite interview on public radio"

[Jon Stone @joncstone]

it’s impossible to understand why photos of normal looking European streets keep going crazy viral on here until you appreciate that a really big number of american *town centres* look something like this

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

“the classics are boring” you mean the books that have been loved by millions? passed down for generations? that Wishbone performed and the Muppets sang songs about?

[Abbi @abb9iswords]

@BurgerKing Not knowing the cost was part of the issue… I wasn’t told at the order screen or the window and when I asked they told me to refer to the receipt stuck on the bag, which I don’t have since it was just fries. Such a chaotic experience

[Abbi @abb9iswords]

@BurgerKing ppl have warned me about the grand Haven BK, but I decided to try it anyways. Major regret. I spent $8 to wait for 25 minutes in line when I was the next person to order . & the shake wasn’t even full. I asked how much it cost and she told me she didn’t knowto check

[Abbi @abb9iswords]

I sincerely wish I could refund food and an experience and I will join in the hordes of people saying to avoid grand Haven Burger King

[Abbi @abb9iswords]

I majorly regret I spent what could’ve been a full meal on two sides that weren’t even done properly