Abbade

A red devil

[DARA JAY @itsdarajay]

@FabrizioRomano @TheAthleticFC Finally 😭🤲😩

[Nyabasa Danvas @NyabasaDanvas]

They hired a white person to convince low iq Kenyans that the trophy is in Kenya

[Premier League @premierleague]

The scene of @Arsenal's crowning glory ❤️

📊 @Microsoft

[Ladrones Siendo Domad🐀s @plomoterap30]

Ya veo porque mi abuelo me dice que al manejar mire siempre ambos lados

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

how can I assist you? ☕

[Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱 @Makiadi_]

Shida ya kuoa wasichana wa Uptown wenye hawajazoea shida: one Sunday afternoon, she will wake up na akuambie anataka umpeleke Maldives, inspired by one of her homies on IG, mwenye walisoma pamoja high school.

Bahati mbaya ukikosa pesa, she will throw tantrums venye you are never there for her. Then, first thing on Monday morning, atatembelea their family therapist pale Karen to help her solve the “ambitious African female stuck with a stagnant Sub-Saharan African male with no vision” dilemma.

Next, she will finish you off by pouring her heart out in a viral podcast venye wewe ni ndume suruali, before akujiwe na her wealthy parents and disappointed siblings, wamchukue pamoja na mtoto. Halafu mzigo yote kwa nyumba itapangwa kwa ile lorry ya movers.

On a positive note, utaachwa na recliner seat moja unyooshe miguu, nguo zako kwa shopping bag ya Carrefour, handkerchief nyeupe ya kupanguza machozi, na TV ya flat screen uone Netflix ndio usijimalize juu ya pressure.

[Don Jay of Arsenal @Donjaytrix001]

A fool will marry her tomorrow and they start struggling to conceive a child and she will be telling him to go to church and pray to God for a baby😂

Women are God’s favorite instrument to punish weak men

[Tayvra🤍 @AffluentMist]

This is why you should never judge someone by one phase of their life.

[Hivileo.co.ke @hivileo1]

@polo_kimanii Iko Nini podcaster Mwafreeka advises Polo Kimani to invest in deodorant, claiming the X influencer came to an interview smelling of sweat.

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Pep Guardiola’s City career

[Casemiro @Casemiro]

You don’t wear this shirt. You carry it.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Study Finds 100% Of Men Would Eat Any Fruit Given To Them By A Naked Woman https://t.co/WrsVU0hOTy

[WolfRMFC @WolfRMFC]

??? 😭 AI is crazy

[Alexander McKenzie @mr_got_it_on]

Tchouaméni next season at Carrington telling his united teammates how he beat Valverde

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

@druski If you know, you know.

[DRUSKI @druski]

British Actors are taking all the Roles 🎬😂

[fan @NoodleHairCR7]

Hitler in heaven watching French cook the Germans in Munich

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Nah I just clocked who’s 2nd again 😭😭😭

[UtdXclusive @UtdXclusive]

How Liverpool fans saw the goal yesterday 😂 https://t.co/RRNagbR9Ob

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

What rivals saw😂