abbagail

Medulla oblongata and some fancy sauce.

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Never forget that @tedcruz and @HawleyMO are COUP PLOTTING MOTHERFUCKERS

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

happy fathers day to the guy who cheated on the mother of his first three children with the mother of his fourth child and cheated on her with the mother of his fifth child and cheated on her with a porn actress who he paid to shut the fuck up about it. republican family values!

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Listen. It’s important.

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

Police who would resign because they support their fellow officers almost killing an old man are the people you want to resign. Win/win.

[Rivers Langley @RiversLangley]

Don't fuck with a city where everyone is unemployed and has a bachelor's degree in filmmaking.

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

Impeach.
Again.

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Bishop of the Washington Diocese is outraged over Trump's photo-op, saying his message was antithetical to "everything that our churches stand for" https://t.co/Wfl0MRiRtK

[AGirlHasNoPresident @AGirlHasNoPres]

https://t.co/4jenCqiSA6

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

At this point we should probably just be called the states of america

[abbagail @abbagail]

@BobsBurgersFOX #koochikopi #hulaween Fluouise

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

goodnight Obama
goodnight moon
goodnight legally unrestricted womb

[abbagail @abbagail]

That's my back... https://t.co/rPB5G98NIz

[National Geographic TV @NatGeoTV]

The year is 2033, and our first manned mission to Mars is mere months from landing. The #CountdownToMars has begun.
https://t.co/yBaL0itf5S

[abbagail @abbagail]

#showmethemanny #Pacman

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

Make love when you can. It's good for you.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Photographing a Filipino view of the streets http://t.co/qo60sv0VYM

[STS9 @STS9]

We'll Meet In Our Dreams

[abbagail @abbagail]

#snorgasm

[abbagail @abbagail]

Holding hair back

[abbagail @abbagail]

How did you feel being denied those hungry hungry hippos?