Steven Birne

[Steven Birne @StevenBirne]

@TheWeightSaint Why did I read all of this in his voice.

[Steven Birne @StevenBirne]

@JetBlue why do you have literally the worst booking system I’ve ever seen? Website and app are garbage. Accessing from a computer is garbage. How do you actually get people on your flights?

[Steven Birne @StevenBirne]

@tomgreenlive When you put up Glenn’s phone number in times square.

[Steven Birne @StevenBirne]

@Stanbowen4 @ThatCasinoLife Haha same

[Ricky Montez @RickyM7]

The last drinks of hot tea with honey hit different #goodnight

[Steven Birne @StevenBirne]

@elonmusk How about fixing that horrible new software update.

[Steven Birne @StevenBirne]

@elonmusk Hey whats up with the new update? Why are there added steps to do anything now? Climate controls on the home screen, finding superchargers, bluetooth, changing driver seat settings, turning on windshield wipers, seeing tire psi… @Tesla

[Steven Birne @StevenBirne]

@lyft @AskLyft so you basically have non existent customer support at this point? Im trying to respond to support emails but support people have completely stopped responding to them so I submitted a new contact form that nobody has responded to after several days… #deletelyft

[Steven Birne @StevenBirne]

@RickyM7 Fame

[Steven Birne @StevenBirne]

@RickyM7 😷

[Steven Birne @StevenBirne]

@RickyM7 @ThorBjornsson_ @RogueFitness Fame

[Steven Birne @StevenBirne]

In a matter of a week ive gone from barely eating twice a day to an experimental chef eating 5 times a day. #coronavirus #COVID19 #QuarantineLife

[Steven Birne @StevenBirne]

Imagine stocking up with food and you don’t even get the right sickness. #COVID19 #CoronavirusPandemic #coronavirus

[Steven Birne @StevenBirne]

@RickyM7 Hey

[Steven Birne @StevenBirne]

@AppleSupport can you move the trash button in mail back to the middle, where its been the past 13 years. Its now basically unreachable for lefties and righties.

[Steven Birne @StevenBirne]

@doodlyroses https://t.co/Kpbw3ez1DS

[Steven Birne @StevenBirne]

If you dont start a diet in January did you even new years?

[Steven Birne @StevenBirne]

@AppleSupport what the hell?

[Steven Birne @StevenBirne]

I'd still rather take a beat down on @united than fly @SpiritAirlines

[Steven Birne @StevenBirne]

I miss the days we didnt criticize the new rap songs