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[abby @abbalo_]

@ValToadstool roman

[jerry @ANerdNamedJerry]

this whole "should you watch porn in a relationship" discourse could be solved if y'all just realized you're supposed to sit down and set clear boundaries with your partner that you're both comfortable with

[ABBY 🇵🇸 @abbymachines]

we're like two discourse cycles away from ppl saying that premarital sex is problematic

[abby @abbalo_]

@Garrett_Watts ikea and cashew r my snails
+the baby named usher

[abby @abbalo_]

me when i watched the shows with my eyes closed and my fingers in my ears going LALALALALA real loud

[ًً @eIsbangs]

the only ones who truly care about el btw

[alina ! @saddestbyler]

YAOI SAVED HAWKINS REAL NOT FAKE😭😭😭

[nico🦭 @ribbonsinnature]

"get a job" nope im in da cave

[lawliet @holmesmikotoba]

corny lib shit is our path back to wokeness

[🥨 ◦ ◦꒰ homer ꒱ @scrawnym5]

pinterest: you sick fuck. you perverted animal. you just broke so many fucking laws
me: may i see?
pinterest:

[abby @abbalo_]

@samusdotmp4 none of these words are in the bible

[kinga @gonerboner]

Jesus dying on the cross:

[Hot Takes in Your Area @seaweedanxiety]

TikTok fearmongering and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

[abby @abbalo_]

white people love to tell you what their parents almost named them

[smallville @fiamepoint]

today's affirmations:
- i am the one thing in life i can control
- i am inimitable
- i am an orginal
- i'm not falling behind or running late
- i'm not standing still
- i am lying in wait

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

people who drive faster than me? reckless lunatics. people who drive slower than me? annoying cowards. and me? perfect, as per usual

[futch cassidy @neutralpixies]

here come the marauders fans saying this is humperdinkle babylon and crackerjacker pesticide

[gio @_GioHub]

not to trauma dump or anything but during the boston tea party, i was actually thrown into the boston harbor because they thought my body was tea. it was really scary. i almost drowned.

[abby @abbalo_]

@lucydacus need you to cover california by chappell

[bongo @bongoism]

hate when i see someone promoting beef tallow as a moisturizer bitch u smell like a slim jim