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[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

THE WAY THEY BOTH GAGGED LMAOOO😭😭😭

[m @msnetik]

just when I think I’m out they pull me back in

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Women are out here sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, and holding their hands over their drinks. Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that we don't smile at them. The disconnect is fatal.

[k @ysljennii]

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius. i’m just all cozied up in here, like you don’t even know how cozy i am

[₣ØⱤ₮Ɏ✭ @Forty1_0]

its only 4 seconds but its one of the best cartoon gags of all time

[hera @shiningdaisies]

gonna start saying not all men when someone says something positive about a man

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

When the blueberry muffin got crystallized sugar on it

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

real essay writers know

[𖤐 @vapefuls]

"2026 will be my year"

Me, almost finishing march:

[trish @ultragloss]

i dont judge anyone’s taste in movies because i genuinely get full body chills just at the thought of the opening scene of high school musical 3

[autist @litteralyme0]

How it feels to say "lemme see" after they showed everyone but you

[• @yducknow]

How it feels to skip a song that was once your most listened to

[M @25mahfuz]

Nah Spider-Man trailer got me hyped I just tried to swing off my door

[HEEDlE @Heyheedie]

7:20 and it’s still light outside

[ً @prinkasusa]

Y’all scream “protect the innocent” when it’s a clump of cells in a womb… But when living, breathing kids are killed by bullets or bombs, it’s suddenly “collateral damage” and “the cost of freedom.”

The selective outrage is wild. Pick a lane.

[Ally Sammarco @Ally_Sammarco]

Can you imagine the Republican reaction if a woman president said she went to war because she had a “feeling”

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

When I make a man- hating joke in front of the wrong people and they start lecturing me on how men have feelings too

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

me trying not to spend $150 on a new hobby I started 30 minutes ago

[David @dqveed]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote