Abbey Callahan

[Spotify @Spotify]

And before the clock could even strike midnight on October 22nd, Taylor Swift broke the record for most-streamed album in a single day in Spotify history. Congratulations, @taylorswift13 ♥️

[Abbey Callahan @abbey_callahan]

@united flight 324 to Denver - shout-out to great customer service and an A+ captain. Best experience I’ve had on an aircraft in years and we haven’t even taken off yet!

[Ed Callahan @emc31026]

#FunkyOtters #NewProfilePic

[Abbey Callahan @abbey_callahan]

@Giants Go Giants!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

When you do it it's a murder.

When I do it it's a miscarriage.

[Saint 🪽 @handsumquis]

A flying cockroach might as well be a dragon

[Abbey Callahan @abbey_callahan]

@prismsandwalls Omg I saw they were available on Netflix!! Wish I could binge watch them with you 💙

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I don't create complex marine ecosystems in your landfills, so please don't dump shit in My oceans.

[matt nathanson @mattnathanson]

is it safe to say, w/ all the people dying or being kidnapped or shot on this show, that Easttown is cursed?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

This doesn't happen nearly enough. https://t.co/qRLyaI2HNJ

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

We have so far to go, but how far we’ve come is incredible. Thank you to all the nurses, doctors, scientists, delivery drivers, volunteers, and more who got us here.

[Abbey Callahan @abbey_callahan]

@prismsandwalls I bought 2 gallons of ice cream in the middle of the day. It’s fine

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

January 6 happened. We all saw it. It was a violent attack on American democracy, incited by a president and his enablers and abetters. I want to know what the hell happened. Who the hell was behind it. And I’m certainly not ready to turn any page.

[Abbey Callahan @abbey_callahan]

@twilightreborn @prismsandwalls

[Jack Fennell 🏳️‍⚧️ @JFennellAuthor]

Greta Thunberg waiting in the tall grass for as long as it takes.

[Matt McDermott @mattmfm]

What an absolutely remarkable photo.

[Abbey Callahan @abbey_callahan]

It feels like Christmas Eve

[Abbey Callahan @abbey_callahan]

@twilightreborn @KatieBrenz @prismsandwalls lol

[🐍 @shityboi2stainz]

They need to run these back I got my own money now